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“Pervy old man!”
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I’m sorry if updates are kinda slow but since I’m on spring break now I’ll get as much done as I can !!
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Y/n POV
After that weird twitching man handed my dumbass of a daughter back to me, Satotz took his leave and the second phase had finally begun. Two examiners came out of the large gates, a pretty lady in revealing clothing and a very large man in a yellow shirt. They introduced themselves as Menchi and Buhara. It was silent for a moment, then a loud rumbling noise erupted from Buhara.
3rd person POV
“Sounds to me like you’re getting hungry,” Menchi remarked.
“Not just hungry, I’m famished!”
“Well there you have it, the second phase…” Menchi paused.
Everyone stayed silent, anticipating what she would say next.
“WILL BE COOKING!”
Everyone broke out in words of confusion and opposition.
“Huh!?”
“We’re cooking?”
“What do you mean we’re cooking!? We came here to take the hunter exam!”
One man stood out from everyone else. He was a bigger man with a pony tail in a black shirt, number 255(?).
“That’s right, the second phase of the exam will be preparing a meal that will satisfy our pallets.”
“Why do we have to cook?” someone asked in the crowd.
“Don’t you get it? You know, it’s simple really… because we’re gormet hunters!”
The man from before began to laugh, the rest of the crowd following in suit. They began mocking the two examiners only for Menchi to get irritated.
“So, you’re gormet hunters? And what exactly do you want us to make?”
“Today’s required ingredient will be pork!” Buhara announced, standing up from where he was once sitting. With that, the examinees were off to find themselves some boars.
“Any species of pig huh? You got a real mean streak don’t ya??”
“Well you did say I got to pick the ingredient!”
“There’s only one species of pig in Visca forest, but you already knew that.”
“Huh, I hope nobody gets killed!!”
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The aspiring hunters were having trouble finding any boars, that is until Gon, Leorio, Killua, and D/n came across them. The pigs began chasing them, only to be lead to where the rest of the examinees were located. After running a little while longer and attempting to fight off the pigs, Gon found out their weak spot, announcing it to everyone else. Everyone followed in the boys footsteps, striking the pigs in their foreheads.
“I’m sorry Mr piggy” D/n said, before picking up a branch and wacking the pig with it. The small girl struggled to keep up with everyone while dragging her pig, but managed to do so anyway, attempting at the 2nd phase despite not knowing the last thing about cooking.
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Y/n POV
After observing for a while, Menchi failed each and every examiner without even bothering to lift a finger towards their dish.
Huh? Why is no one seasoning or prepping their meat…
Being a single mom had it’s perks I guess. Assuming the reason everyone failed was because they put no effort into creating a meal, I started preparing ribs and using the rest of the meat for sticky garlic ginger pork over rice.
After cooking and glazing my pork and all that jazz, I realized I was the last one to present my dish to the examiners.
“Hm… not bad but let’s see how it tastes…. ” Menchi remarked, sceptically(is this a word?) eying me. Buhara had already given me a free pass, not even caring about the presentation of my dishes only happy he could be eating this much food. Menchi finally had taken a bite of food and her eyes widened before announcing;
“This is one of the best pork dishes I have ever tasted!! This young lady here is the only one who has passed, dismissed!!”
Well, there’s that. I guess I’m the only one becoming a hunter today.
Everyone other than myself had started protesting, upset with Menchi’s way of judgment.
“This is unacceptable!! Do you hear me!? I will not accept this!!”
“Say what you want, but you still failed,” Menchi replied, not batting an eyelash at the man. Geez is he annoying.
“YOU ASKED FOR PORK AND WE GAVE IT TO YOU!! WE RISKED OUR LIVES-“
“Can you shut the fuck up?” I remarked, turning my gaze upon participant 255.
“The task was to prepare something that both examiners found appetizing, and all you boneheads did was throw your pig onto the fire putting no effort into creating an actual dish. This phase was not just about cooking, but how much effort you put into it as well.”
I saw an irk mark appear onto the man’s face.
Tsk, be as mad as you want but fact of the matter is I’m the only one who passed~ wait shit I forgot my daughter is here too
I switched my attention from the man to scanning the crowd, my eyes finally settling on the 4 year old. She looked confused and unbothered, meaning I had nothing to worry about.
“Exactly! It’s clear that none of you took this seriously!!” Menchi agreed, getting even more irritated by the second. Number 255 began going off again, but I payed no mind to the situation.
That is until Buhara knocked him into next week.
I turned around and put my hand over my mouth in an attempt not to laugh.
He totally deserved that.
Menchi continues to go on about gormet hunter stuff blah blah blah but then we heard a loud voice coming from above.
A man dropped down from the aircraft above, creating a crater where he landed. Menchi then introduced the man as the chairman of the hunter association.
“Oh I just work behind the scenes, it’s not all that impressive. I only intevene in the exams when little issues like this one pop up.”
He began lecturing Menchi, but I caught him switching his gaze down her bazongas.
Pervy old man.
Menchi then chooses an activity to have a redo for the 2nd phase. All the applicants boarded the airship, heading towards split mountain to retake the 2nd phase.
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aaaa chapter 7 is done >< I will try and get chapter 8 out later but now I should sleep but thank you guys for the support!! I appreciate that people enjoy my writing 💕
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