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~~I’ve been so excited to update this since I got amazing feedback on the first chapter, so here’s the second chapter for everyone!~~
“Louis my ‘ol pal can you tell me why the fuck maths is so hard?” I asked my best friend who was also glaring at his homework.
“I don’t fucking know.” He said grabbing his hair out of frustration.
“Why are you even taking maths if you’re an English major?” Louis asked.
I shrugged my shoulders.
“That is a very good question to which I don’t have the answer my friend.” I said.
Louis phone buzzed and he looked at the screen. His frown slowly turned into a smile as he quickly unlocked his phone. I heard clicking and it was obvious he was texting someone, probably his girlfriend. I sighed as I packed up my now poorly done homework and put it in my bag.
“Let’s go Mr. Lover.” I said and he rolled his eyes.
“Jealous you can’t find a girl.” Louis sassed.
“Oh please.” I grumbled.
Truth is I was kind of jealous, but hey what can you do he’s my best friend.
“It’s true.” Louis sang as he pinched my cheeks.
“Oh piss off.” I said as I got in his car.
“You love me.” He said.
Why yes actually I do. I was in love with my best friend and I couldn’t do anything about it because he was straighter than a pole. I just flipped him the bird before turning to face the window.
“I’m staying the night.” I declared once we pulled up into his driveway.
“Well alright your highness.” Louis said. I stuck my tongue out at his back as unlocked the door.
I immediately went to his couch and curled up on it.
“I am taking a nap!” I yelled.
“Have fun.” I heard Louis say, but it sounded far away.
I closed my eyes, but no I couldn’t get to sleep. I was thinking of the guy in the other room. Maybe if I just confessed my feelings? But when has that ever worked in anyone’s favor. I heard Louis booming laughter from the living room, so I got up and went into his bedroom.
“What cha watching?” I asked, curious as to what made him laugh this much, not that it took a lot.
“These two guys Harry and Liam they’re hilarious!” Louis gasped. He sounded like he was about to have an asthma attack if he didn’t stop laughing.
“You need an inhaler?” I asked half jokingly half serious.
“Just, just watch them!” He spluttered out.
I took a seat next to him and watched as the video went on. My eyes immediately landed on the boy with the shorter hair.
“Which ones which?” I asked.
“Harry’s the one with the curls and Liam’s the one about to buy lingerie.” Louis snickered.
“Who’s blondie?” I asked.
“Harry’s brother.” He said.
Weird, they didn’t look alike at all.
“Excuse me miss, but do you happen to have this piece in red?” Liam asked innocently.
I giggled at the woman’s expression as he handed Liam the piece of lingerie. He paid for it as the two boys filming roared with laughter. He had a slight blush which reached his chest, okay maybe not so slight, but either way he was adorable. He had the cutest lips that just formed into a natural pout. Don’t even get me started on his eyes.
“Zayn.” Louis snapped.
“Yo.” I said, acting as if I was paying attention to what he just said.
“Did you even listen you twat?” Louis asked.
“Not at all.” I mumbled sheepishly.
“We should make a response video doing some of the dares they did!” Louis said happily.
What? “What?” I asked.
“They encouraged it, so we should!” Louis said.
I didn’t like Louis’ logic. He gave me a look that you knew you would not say no to and I caved.
“Fine.” I sighed.
“Yee!” Louis squealed.
*L o u i s*
I couldn’t help, but look at the curly haired boy on my screen. Just something about him was so…alluring? Alluring seemed perfect to describe him. Not to mention he was hilarious! Move aside boy in my psychology class and hello Harry Styles. He is my new man crush it is official. Now it may seem weird that I have man crushes when I have a girlfriend, but I believe it to be perfectly normal for a bisexual guy to do this. I love my girlfriend with all my heart and besides Harry is just some dude from the internet. But man is he one hot dude from the internet.
“What dares are we doing?” Zayn asked, making me jump a little.
Dude is so quiet I forget he’s here sometimes. I smiled an innocent smile, but Zayn knew, oh Zayn knew nothing about this smile was innocent.
*Z a y n*
“I really hate you for making me do this.” I grumbled.
“Doing what?” Louis asked innocently.
“I would slap you, but I don’t want my junk being on display for the whole world to see.” I said.
“Just do it.” Louis encouraged.
Oh I felt bad for whosever house this was. I knocked on the door hesitantly. A lady around fifty opened the door not looking pleased with being woken up at this time.
“Excuse me miss, but do you have a minute to talk about how much you’re paying for your car insurance?” I asked.
I felt disgusted when I saw her eyes rake down my body.
“Well for you, maybe.” She purred, putting a manicured finger on my bare chest.
Abort a-fucking-bort.
“LOUIS GIVE ME CLOTHES!” I yelled, running from the older woman who now probably cost me two year of therapy.
Louis looked like he was dead as he clutched my clothes to his chest.
“Please tell me you got that on camera?” I asked.
He nodded, not able to say anything due to his uncontrollable laughter. I grabbed my boxers and jeans out of his hand and slipped them on.
“It’s your turn now Tomlinson.” I growled.
His laughter died down as he looked at me.
“What are you going to make me do? You’re harmless.” He said, laughing still.
*L o u i s*
I gulped as I looked down at the concoction Zayn had made.
“I don’t have to eat that right?” I stammered.
He flashed me a deadly smirk, “Paybacks a bitch Lou. Oh but I’m just harmless.” He said.
Oh fuck you.
“Can you at least tell me what’s in it?” I asked.
“Mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, tomato soup, mushrooms, onions, toothpaste, a fuck ton of salt, and two lemon squeezes.” He said.
Fuck me, I wish I didn’t ask. I mentally braced myself at the colorful glop of random stuff in front of me.
“One bite?” I asked.
“One bite.” He confirmed.
I hesitated before picking up the spoon. Oh god, oh god the smell is hitting me harder than a us would. I gagged before shoving it down my throat. My body rejected it as I rushed over to the sink and immediately heaved.
Zayn chuckled before coming and rubbing soothing circles on my back.
“You’re an evil son of a bitch.” I groaned looking up at him.
“I think the only thing evil here is that breath of yours. Phew.” Zayn said pinching his nose jokingly.
I cracked a smile “Let’a go upload this video.” I said.
Somehow Zayn knew how to edit videos and it actually looked really neat when it was done.
“Zayn this is fucking awesome!” I said excitedly.
“Is it uploaded?” I asked.
“Mhm.” He mumbled excitedly.
“One more question Zayn.” I said.
“Yes?” He asked.
“You have a mint?”
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