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(Part One)
For, Kihyun, being in a small, confine, cubicle was something he did not look forward to everyday. Especially when boss drives him nuts and angry at the same time.
His head was rested on the desk, his cheek pressing upon a wrinkled notepad. He kep shuttering his eyes close but he couldn’t let them. The last time he slept, his boss took money out of his paycheck for letting his eyes rest for five minutes. Yawning, he brings his tired, and sore body to stay seated erect on the chair and drag his hands to the keyboard where he’s supposed to be typing.
Typing. He hates typing. Bringing papers, doing errands for his boss, answering phone calls. He doesn’t even know why he got this job in the first place.
At the time, he loved it because it meant that he was working towards being an a secretary but now he doesn’t know if he wants to be that. His boss makes it impossible to love this place. He’s pretty sure that out of all the office assistants, he’s the only one that works more than he should.
Kihyun yawns, blinking the water out of his eyes. After blinking a couple of times, he shakes his head and with his finger on the button of the mouse, he taps on the excel app on the computer screen. The columns and rows of the date he is typing shows up.
He sighs. He wasn’t done inputting the data even though it was due today. He can feel his eyes wanting to close again so he makes his eyes concentrate even more. He drags his mouse to click on another box that he had missed.
Great, now he was messing up. His boss is going to give him shit again. Not wanting to think about his boss being angry, he goes back to check all of the boxes that he did earlier and then continues to work on the other boxes that are empty.
“The psychopath is coming towards you, be alert,” Kihyun’s best friend, and colleague, Hyungwon, whispers in his ear, his eyes frighten.
He takes a huge breath to control his body and then continues to work. I don’t need more shit coming from him. He knows I get tired but he still over works me, Kihyun says to himself, with tiredness.
Kihyun hears the wall of the cubicle being tapped with a knuckle so he stops clicking boxes and turns around to face him. Kihyun keeps his mouth shut, gripping his teeth together, and listens to what he is going to say.
He doesn’t say anything and instead gives Kihyun an intense look. His thin, Cole Haan transparent glasses are perched up, high on his nose. His hands are on his hip filled with authority.
“Something wrong, Mr. Son?” Kihyun begins to ask more further questions when he interrupts him in the middle of his speech,” Have you finished the spreadsheet?”
“No, sir.” Kihyun looks down in shame. He know it’s due today yet he took his time. He was tired of getting so many things to do. He just wanted a break. A break from him, most of all.
“Then what the heck are you waiting for? I gave you two days to work on it and it’s still not done. I want it by tomorrow morning or else you’re fired.” Mr. Son shouts at him making the other office assistants turn around. Kihyun gulps in shame and nods, not being able to look at Mr. Son in the face.
“Oh, and I want you to fax some papers for me and then I want you to bring me a folder from the section B folder. The name of the folder is here in this sticky note.” Mr. Son hands Kihyun the sticky note and then leaves without saying another word.
Kihyun feeling shamed and embarrassed, turns around to save his work. He then shuts the computer screen off so no one else messes with his work and make him get in trouble again.
“Are you okay?” Hyungwon leaches on to him the minute he gets up from him. He follows Kihyun around until they arrive at the file cabinet.
“I’m fine. You know he’s always an ass with me so why shouldn’t I be okay?” Kihyun opens the cabinet, pulls it out so that he can see all the folders, and scans the folders to find the right one.
“Because it’s not right. My supervisor is not even that cruel to me. And why are you even calling him boss, he isn’t our boss. His father is. ” Hyungwon turns his back on him and presses his back to the cabinet and plays with a stapler, making the staples come out and hit the floor.
“He is my boss. He can literally fire me, you know? And besides, I’m getting good pay. As long as I keep away from him, I’m good.” Kihyun’s eyes narrow down to scan the paper once he has found the right folder. Satisfied, he tucks the folder under his arm and closes the section box of the cabinet.
“You’re an idiot. And because you are an idiot, I’m going to make you go to the bar with me.” They start to walk back to the cubicle and once reached, they both go their separate ways.
“I don’t want to go,” Kihyun groans. He hates going to the bar. The only thing he wants to do is go home, sleep, and possibly watch Grey’s Anatomy’s second season that he has dreadfully ignored by the past two weeks. He is just too tired to watch it.
He is not mentally prepared to talk to his boss, yet. He can feel his body start to sweat and his mind wonder all the possible ways this could go wrong. Mustering all the courage that is still left in his body, he knocks on the door. Mr. Son yells “come in” so he does, slowly, of course.
Kihyun closes the door and stands in front of Mr. Son’s desk. He swallows and allows perfect time to be ready in order to let his voice come out. “Here is the folder you ask me to bring. The spreadsheet is almost done. Before I leave, I should be ready to hand in the document. The fax is down right now but as soon as it is up, I will fax the document to the right people. Anything else, sir?” Kihyun takes his notepad out and is ready to write on it.
“No, that is all. After you’re done with the fax and spreadsheet, you can home. Be early tomorrow.” Kihyun nods, lowering his notepad and bowing down to him. He stands there for a second, looking at his boss whom was now looking at his computer and then leaves the office.
Kihyun was left in shock. He was going to get out early. He didn’t know how to feel. He’d never had that much time off before.
“Are you okay? You’re looking a little pale?” His other best friend, Minhyuk, says, coming over to his part of the cubicle.
“I don’t know what to think. I’m getting out early, way too early.” Kihyun slams on the chair, still in great shock.
“Really? What has gotten in psychopath’s brain? Is he getting sympathy now? Is he like, getting emotions?” Hyungwon whom was sitting on Kihyun’s desk, shivers with disgust; his hand still pressing the stapler so that the staples come out.
“Nah. Psychopath doesn’t have emotions. He never will. He probably just wants to leave and not deal with Kihyun so he send him off early. Would you stop that? You’re cleaning this later.” Minhyuk grabs Hyungwon’s stapler and throws it on the trashcan.
“You really think so?” Kihyun looks up at Minhyuk with hopeful eyes. The thought of Mr. Son having emotions freaks him out. Mr. Son shouldn’t even have emotions,that’s what makes him, well, him.
“You know what, do take me to that bar. I need alcohol to drain the horrible thoughts that are coming in.” He doesn’t let Minhyuk finish. He instead, pushes Hyungwon off from the desk and turns on the computer with the help of his password.
“Okay. So I’ll see you girlies out there at eleven. Be prepared to be drunk.” Hyungwon winks at them and leaves before he gets punches to his body.
“Always, ready.”
By the time he was done, it was still too early. The spreadsheet was checked by his boss twice and he had sent the fax papers to the people. Kihyun was feeling weird and a little depressed. What was he going to do before eleven? He didn’t want to go home and watch Netflix because it was too depressing. He didn’t want to go to the store because he didn’t want to engage with people despite the lack of food that he had back home.
His mother was on vacation and his father was with his friends drinking and watching TV. His sister was already married and he really didn’t want to visit them because they were busy taking care of their two month old baby girl; and his friends weren’t done working. So, being free made him feel completely alone.
Kihyun turns off his computer, grabs his things, and passes through the long cubicle and his boss’ office, all the way to his car in the parking lot. He drives around like a fool until he decides to go back home.
There isn’t anything in his refrigerator so he decides to close it and grabs an apple from the bag of apples he has yet to take out. He plops on the couch and turns Netflix on. He takes a bite of the apple as the episode begins with the typical talk of Dr. Grey as they show the changing room. “Hello, again Dr. Grey.”
It is hours before his friends are officially done with work. It took him two episodes before he passed out with the apple stuck on his neck. His ring tone woke him up and he was grateful to hear that he can finally go to the club now that his friends were out.
Without bothering to change except his shirt, he grabs his keys and heads out. Upon arrival, his eyes scan in search for his friends. He finds them and quickly jogs to them. They were drinking when he came up to them. “Took long enough.” Kihyun takes Hyungwon’s drink and chugs the whole thing.
“Hey, that was mine.” Hyungwon complains, taking the drink back. He pouts once he sees it’s gone. “Not anymore.”
“Want another one?”Minhyuk asks, calling the bartender over. “No. Tequila. I need tequila in my system.
“To psychopath and his fucking ass.” Kihyun puts the tequila shot in the air and then drinks it in one go. His troath burns but he likes the sensation.” Another one.” He puts down the shot on the table, anticipating for the one.
~~~
“Why did I drink so much?” He says, feeling a headache coming on. He puts pressure on his temple with his fingers. He feels the hangover wearing him out.
“I need you to postpone my 1:00 o’clock meeting. And cancel my afternoon meeting. And I need you to make an appointment with Mr. Heo.” Mr. Seo clicks his fingers at him and then leaves, yet again without another word, not even a thank you.
Kihyun watches his boss walk away, his fingers still on his temple. He sneers at his
boss walking away then turns around to make the calls.
“…Thank you so much. Have a lovely day.” Exhausted, Kihyun, puts the phone back to its original place. There. He was done with the phone calls. It was back to work on his computer and silently checks Wikipedia to distract himself from his boring assignment.”
“Hey, I’m having a party at my house. It’s like super secret you know. And like I need you to bring this envelope with you when you come. Be discret.” Chang-Kyun, the loudest, assistant, hands me the envelope, putting it on the bottom of my papers. He gives me a nod and then quickly disappears.
“A party?” He asks himself confused. With knitted eyebrows, he opens the envelope and takes the invitation out. He reads it through and then makes a a face of impression. The card look nice and it seemed like the party was going to be lit.
Kihyun opens another tab and goes on Facebook. In his chair, Kihyun backs out of his cubicle to see if his boss wasn’t around or close enough that he can be caught. He sees that he is cleared, he then types his username and password. He messages Hyungwon and Minhyuk in the group chat:
Kihyun: did you guys get the invitation to Chang-Kyun’s super secret party.
His fingers type at a fast speed; he clicks send and then goes back to his assignment. A few seconds later, he gets two notifications.
Hyungwon: yeah. Are we going?
Minhyuk: we better fucking go. I need to freaking load myself with shit.
Kihyun: duh! We are definitely going on. I need a break from psychopath.
Minhyuk: alright then. I’ll see you guys on Saturday. Can’t wait.
Hyungwon: you better get super drink dude like so loaded you can’t remember your name.
Kihyun: don’t worry. I’ll be so drunk I’ll be attractive to you. Be prepared to be wooed
Hyungwon: ew gross dude.
Minhyuk: don’t even say that again. I think I’m mentally and physically going to puke 😨😵
Kihyun: alright. Don’t exaggerate. You would definitely want to do me
Minhyuk: what did I just witness my eyes 🙈🙈
Hyungwon: nope nope never 🙅🙅✋🚫❌
Kihyun: alright I’ll stop.
Kihyun rolls his eyes at the responses from his friends. They can’t take a joke. He was obviously kidding. Doing Hyungwon would be weird and awkward. He would rather kiss a toad than Hyungwon.
🐸
“Hey Shownu, you gotta look at this.” Jooheon, the brightest out of the two, says in excitement. He was witnessing the messages between his employees.
Shownu and Jooheon are both supervisors to the assistants. They are in charge of making sure the assistants are doing their jobs. They could fire them in a blink of an eye. Shownu loved that authority, especially when he used on his assistant, Kihyun. He loves to see him suffer. He loves when Kihyun tries to hides his anger when he talks to him.
Shownu was currently behind his chair, looking at all his collection of business books. Jooheon was in Shownu’s chair, spying on their employees messaging each other about the party happening on Saturday. Shownu had access to all of the computer screens in the cubicle. Because he did not care what his employees did, he often told Jooheon to check on their screens to see how many of them slacked off from time to time.
“What is it?” Jooheon turns around, his eyes on the screen. “There’s a party at Chang-Kyun’s. We should go bust them.”
“Everyone one is going? Is Kihyun going?” Shownu asks, with curiosity. If his puppet was going then he wanted to go. He wanted to see how much he can torture him outside of the office.
“Apparently so. Everyone is excited. Everyone is talking about being away from the Psychopath, even Kihyun.”
“Let me see?” Shownu wasn’t interested a bit what they had to say about the party but once he hears Kihyun and the mention of his nickname, he is immediately drawn.
Jooheon without a doubt, clicks computer screen number nine, scrolling down to the begging of the messages. Shownu shoo him away from the chair so that he can sit down. He tugs in a devilish smile at Kihyun’s messages with Hyungwon and Minhyuk. Joking about doing Hyungwon. Complaining about him, with his infamous nickname, brings Shownu even more tempted to go and bust the party. Not just because he wants to see Kihyun’s blood boil, because he wants to give his employees the taste of his own medicine. If they so wanted to be away from him, he’s going to go to the party and make them be stuck with him again.
This was perfect. His employees don’t know what’s coming.
🐸
“How did you get these invitations? And with our names on it?” Shownu’s car was parked two streets away from Chang-Kyun’s house.
“I made one of the employees get invitations exactly like this with our names on it or else he would get fired.” Shownu grins at his best friend’s tactics. He thought him right.
“Nice. You did good. I want to see their faces when we enter.”
“You’re so bad, Mr. Son. I can see why they call you psychopath.” Jooheon cackles, earning a slap from Shownu.
Both men get out of the car and immediately walk the two streets that it needs to get to Chang-Kyun’s house.
The walk is spend with Jooheon talking and screaming. As always, Shownu pretends to listen while he does his own monologue inside his head. He keeps ranting to himself onto why he is so damn constantly speaking about Kihyun. Even if it’s to plot what he is going to say to make his employee blood boil.
“All I’m saying is that you need to cut some slack on poor Kihyun or else you won’t have him around to pick on him. ” Shownu looks at Jooheon as if he’s out of his mind. He is already cutting him some slack. He didn’t just let Kihyun leave early because he was becoming soft; it was more for his entertainment.
“I already am.” Shownu knocks on the door and Chang-Kyun, himself, is the one to open the door.
“Hi-hi… Hi Mr. So and Mr. Lee. What brings you in here?” Chang-Kyun stutters, his forehead already starting to show sweat.
“We got in invited, didn’t we?” Shownu crosses his arms in his chest, one eyebrow raised.
“We have invitations.” Jooheon shows Chang-Kyun the invitations. The party host’s face turns a shade that is between blushing red and what could possibly be reddish anger.
“Of, course. Come on in. There is booze every where. Make yourselves at home.” Shownu can tell the fake smile that is evident on Chang-Kyun’s face. The door is wide open where he can clearly see all of his employees, including Hyungwon.
“Thanks.” He coldly says passing through him to the door and into the cooler that had the cold beers.
“Hi, Vanessa.” He acknowledges his employee as he gets his beer out of the cooler. “Mr. Son.” She bows down and quickly walks away to another room.
“Here’s to scaring women.” Shownu chuckles, taking a sip of the beer and searching for his prey.
“They brought hot girls, awesome.” Jooheon says behind him, his face enthusiastic. “It’s not like we don’t have girl employees, Jooheon.”
“There is but they’re not someone I would just have sex with. Too awkward.” Jooheon dismisses the idea of dating girls from work. That is a big no no to him.
“You’re too weak. It’s not about emotions, it’s about the pleasure. You have a good time with someone and the next day you act normal. It’s not like you guys are going to be a couple after that. Haven’t you heard of one night stands.”
“Alright, then. Then you have sex with one of our co-workers. I know you’re gay so you have a sex with a guy. Let’s see if it’s awkward.” Jooheon suggests, his voice clearly hurt.
“Okay. You’ll see that it’s not going to be awkward at all. It’s just sex.” Shownu takes another sip of his beer, his eyes searching for a guy to fuck. This should be easy. Any guy would want to be with him, well as long as they let go with the whole boss thing and the whole psychopath thing as well.
“No, no. I see what you are doing. You’re looking for your prey but that’s not how it’s going to work. I’m picking the guy for you.”
“Then who?” He looks at Jooheon with confusion. That’s not what he had in mind. Not everyone is easy to do. He has to find the right person to ask. And it’s not like he’s going to ask out of the blue. He has to woo them with his charms.
“Kihyun.” Jooheon’s mouth forms right up into a smile. He was looking at Shownu with a mischievous look of ‘I’m brilliant’.
“Kihyun? You want me to have sex with Kihyun?” He has to be kidding me? Shownu shakes his head, not liking the idea at all. He can’t be pleasant to Kihyun. He’s not even decent with him. His charms are not going to work with him at all.
“If you have sex with him. I doubt you will, I mean the guy probably loathes you with all his mighty.” Shownu’s best friend chuckles, enjoying every second of his torture towards Shownu.
And it is torture to Shownu. It might be difficult but not impossible. He can, and he will, have sex with Kihyun. He’s going to woo him and make him be wet from him from all his sex appeal.
He smirks at the sight of his prey. His favorite prey. Kihyun was in front him, drinking tequila shots from a row. His friends were cheering for him after every shot he takes. Kihyun makes a disgusted face and then satisfaction kicks in through his system.
“Are you going to take the bet or not?”
“Definitely. I need to be a little drunk if I’m going to talk to him. I don’t really want to remember how I am going to seduce him.” Shownu takes a chug from his beer in one go and then reaches out for another.
He opens the lid and then almost chugs the alcohol down to his system, only living some liquid into the bottle. Never taking his eyes from Kihyun, he takes two bottles of beer. Not feeling satisfied, he then goes over to where a bar is and asks for a three tequila shots.
He watches Hyungwon try to take the glass from Kihyun but he’s pushed away. Hyungwon then slaps Kihyun’s shoulder which makes them both argue with each other. A few seconds later, Minhyuk arrives with what looks like water bottle. Shownu thinks that Minhyuk is going to give the bottle to Kihyun to sober him up when instead, he takes a drink and then closes the cap on the bottle.
Calmly, Minghyuk slaps Hyungwon and Kihyun on the head. He then yells at them, his body with attitude. Shownu nods his head, impressed. He wouldn’t take Minhyuk as the responsible one from the trio.
For a second he smiles but then he quickly recovers. He is not turning soft. He cannot be seen smiling. After all, he needs to keep his nickname in tact. Not everyone’s nickname is called psychopath.
There is a slight hesitation in his body. He doesn’t know why he is not already talking to him. It should be easy. It’s just Kihyun. But because it’s Kihyun, it’s very difficult for him. He has always been rude to him and now he has to be nice. He has to compliment him, show him his charms. That is not something easy to do.
Whether he is ready or not, he is going to seduce Kihyun. He is not a man that looses or backs out of a bet. No matter if it is the guy that makes him uneasy or angry.
“Here we go,” Shownu says out lout, drinking the last of his third tequila shot. The liquid burns his throat but it gives him the energy and courage to go seduce Kihyun.
He slowly approaches them. His every move calculated so that it doesn’t seem like his plan was to go talk to him. He looks around the place, everyone either drunk or getting to the state of being drunk. Loud noises fill the room; he slightly nods to the employees that acknowledge him as he walks past them. He can feel their stares penetrate into his nervous conscience. Why is he nervous? He doesn’t do nervous.
No time to think. He forces the knot on his throat to go down his stomach where the acidic juice from the insides of his intestines dissolve whatever nervous feelings he has inside.
Shownu clears his throat to get the males attention. He was in front of them, the three obviously oblivious to the sight of their boss. It takes a moment for one of them to turn around. It is Hyungwon who hears him and turns around which wasn’t a really good idea because the skinny ladder slaps him in the face and then shouts,” What more can you do to torture my precious best friend?”
The slap stings his cheek and he immediately brings his hand to touch the tender, red skin. Shownu, ignoring the fact that Hyungwon slapped him, grabs Kihyun by the hand and drags him to a room where there is no one there.
“What are you going to do?” He hears Hyungwon shout as he pulls a quiet, Kihyun. Shownu accidentally hits people on the shoulder as he tries to pass the hurdle of people that are hanging around the corridors of the rooms.
“Why are we here?” Kihyun finally asks, after they are in a room, the door is closed, and they are inches away from each other, Shownu’s hand still on his.
“Have sex with me?” He bluntly asks. Seducing Kihyun was out of the picture. He figured asking Kihyun to have sex with him would be better for his ego rather than to use his feelings to seduce the guy.
“You want me to what?” Kihyun’s voice his high and angry, his face flustered. He forcefully removes Shownu’s hand from his wrist.
“Look, it was a bet that I couldn’t make you have sex with me. I was ‘supposed’ to seduce you so that you would fall under my feet and have you in bed. But let’s cut the crap, I don’t do feelings. Have sex with me and I’ll stop overworking with you.”
“And you expect me to agree with you by bribery? What’s wrong with you?” Kihyun frowns, turning around the other way. His hands go to his hips and walks further way into distant light from reflection of the moon.
Shownu sighs. It’s a good deal. Having a night one stand for less work is an amazing deal. He would be given up his enjoyment of seeing him suffer so that his ego wouldn’t be affected and for Kihyun to have a normal shift. No crazy overwork, no more going psychopath on him, meaning torturing him with out compassion or some shit. He doesn’t know why he is considered a psychopath, he really doesn’t fit the criteria.
“You won’t ever make me do more than I can? You won’t humiliate me in front of the others? You will leave me alone when it comes to torturing me?” He asks Shownu, his words a mix of slurs and begging for his compassion towards him. Kihyun pokes Shownu on the chest a bunch of times, waiting for his answer.
“You have a done deal. I keep my ego intact and you get your freedom. Now come to bed with me.”
Shownu leads Kihyun to the bed where he places him on the top of the covers and slowly hovers over him, his hands grabbing the wrists of his submissive.
They stare at each other for a second. Kihyun shows no signs of being scared or disgust. He is just looking at him like he us ready to be shaped by him.
Without another thought, Shownu comes closer to Kihyun’s neck and with his kisses, trails the map of his lip into the hem of Kihyun’s pants. He can feel the skin of Kihyun go sensitive to his touch. Kihyun’s chest goes up and down fast, his eyes closed.
Shownu removes the button from its hole and drags his pants along with his underwear down to reveal Kihyun’s member.
“Kiss me,” Kihyun says, out of breath. Shownu looks up to Kihyun’s eyes. He is confused.” I don’t want this just to be plainly about sex. I want you to gentle and loving towards my body. So kiss me like we were lovers making love.”
Shownu comes closer to Kihyun and attaches their lips together. They kiss slowly with the ticking of second hand of the clock. Their slow kiss after a few seconds later, turns into a fast make out session.
This action makes Kihyun be more active. His hands are gripping on Shownu’s hair as Shownu sucks his member.
(Smut)…..
~~~
The party at Chang-Kyun’s was never mentioned again. People got wasted, high, and pretty much slept with each other. Some of them employees got sex related diseases; some got into fights; some stop talking to each other. Gossip about hook ups, break ups , and whatnot, spread through the office like wild fire.
Some rumors were true, some not. The good thing of all those rumors was that no one suspected that Kihyun and Shownu had sex with each other. They were lucky enough to not be spotted thanks to highest news of all: the break up of two employees whom was displayed in front of the entire party.
Most of all, no one talked about it because Jooheon and Shownu showed up. It was supposed to be just for employees; no orders, no bosses. Just them getting drunk and being fools. But with the bosses there everything changed. The party ended up being hella good but everyone showed another side that they didn’t want people to know.
If Kihyun’s relationship with Shownu was intense, now it was non-existent. Before, Shownu would humiliate him, over work him, make him feel less. And now, he wouldn’t even say anything to him. He would just give him instructions, orders and that would be it.
Kihyun was exhausted. Every morning he would throw up right before he woke up. He would sometimes go back to sleep after throwing up, right there next to the toilet. He missed two days last week which almost caused him his job.
He was worried that something was going on. He didn’t want to tell his friends and worry them more. So he kept quiet about throwing up and feeling dizzy. His belly was also growing tremendously. His old pants don’t fit him anymore and he had to buy new ones. He was worried that it was a tumor from one of his organs.
He did some reach about tumors on organs and none look like the one he had. He was at a dead end so he didn’t know what else to think.
“I’m going crazy,” Kihyun says out loud, feeling his energy go down even more. He could feel the dizziness coming and he felt like throwing up.
What could possibly be wrong with me? What? I don’t know what to do? His thoughts were over flooded with questions; worrisome questions. Questions he so badly wanted to find the answers to.
“You look pale, are you alright?” Minhyuk tells him with a worried look, as he comes back to his desk from the restroom.
“I’m fine.” He tells him with honesty. He was fine. Not completely okay but fine. The ‘fine’ as fine, I can go through the day without actually throwing up.
“Are you sure?” Hyungwon pokes his head from his small little space in the cubicle. “Yes, I’m fine.”
“With all do respect, you are not fine. You have been throwing up a lot and you’re stomach is showing. People have been gossip about that,” Hyungwon says through a low whisper, getting closer to Kihyun’s small side of the cubicle.
“Why? Do people think I have a tumor? Cancer? I do have cancer right? I’m going to die.” His life is over. He had the best sex of his life and now he is going to die. Kihyun puts his head down on his desk and cries out of desperation. He doesn’t want to die.
“You’re not going to die, silly. Tumors don’t look like that. It looks like the belly of a pregnant woman,” Minhyuk laughs, his head shaking as if having a tumor is the most ridiculous thing he has ever head and that a pregnancy could be more possible.
“Huh? Oh yeah.” Hyungwon looks dumbfounded as he strains his eyes to see his belly. Kihyun feeling exposed and self conscious hides his belly from the other two so that that they stop looking.
“I’m not pregnant. It’s a tumor, guys. We all need to accept the fact that I’m going to die. I’m going to die Hyungwon. And I haven’t even finished watching Grey’s Anatomy. I need 11 years worth of seasons.” Kihyun shouts to Hyungwon, clinging into his shirt while desperately fake-crying.
Minhyuk rolls his eyes at Kihyun and his exaggeration. Minhyuk, with all his force to not hit his best friend, removes Kihyun from Hyungwon and sits him erect on his chair despite his proclaims. “You are not going to die.”
“Then what do I have?”
“A baby,” Hyungwon mouths. Kihyun hits Hyungwon on his butt while giving his ‘stop it’ look.
“Aoww. We should buy him pregnancy tests. I’m pretty sure they’ll come out positive.” Hyungwon says while massaging his butt. He’s pretty sure his butt cheeks are red.
“Yes. I’ll go to the store right now. You’re almost done anyways. I’ll be right back.”
“Minhyuk, are you out of your mind. I can’t get pregnant so don’t waste your time getting those tests.” Kihyun gets up from his seat and tries to stop Minhyuk but he doesn’t budge. Minhyuk frees himself from the grip of Kihyun and flees to the door. By the time he wanted to catch up to Minhyuk, he was out and into the hot.
“Fucker. Do I really have a uterus inside of me?” He asks Hyungwon but he is not there when he comes back his desk. Hyungwon was back in his desk while he talked to Mr. Son.
Kihyun gulps at the sight of him and quickly goes back to his desk. He turns the computer on and checks all the emails and appointments his boss has. Old habits tend to stay behind after a while. He was so used to yelping whenever he saw his boss that now he tends to the same even though he doesn’t act like that anymore.
More than relieved, he is weirded out. This type of freedom; this type of control in his body where he doesn’t have to feel afraid is all too knew to him. For so long he hasn’t felt peace and now that he has it, he doesn’t know what to do.
Shaking the thoughts away, Kihyun focuses on his work instead since he only has one hour left before he clocks out.
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“You have to be kidding me?” Kihyun was in his bathroom along with Hyungwon and Minhyuk. He was holding two different types of pregnancy tests in his hands. He was so done and humiliated. He was a freak.
“It’ll be quick. We will be outside.” Minhyuk pushes Kihyun further into the restroom and pushes Hyungwon out, closing the door. “I’ll rather have a tumor!” Kihyun yells as he shuts the door.
Me? A womb inside of me? Ridiculous. Why does he even need to prove he is wrong. He doesn’t have too and he isn’t entitled too. But he does want answers and the tests can surely put it to rest.
‘Whatever.” Kihyun tests both of the pregnancy tests with his urine and waits for the results, nervously. He is sitting on the floor, both the pregnancy tests on his lap while he looks straight at the Painting on the wall. He bites his lip, his fingers fiddling as he counts in his head the two minutes he needs to wait.
The waiting seems like it was two centuries. Taking a huge breath, he closes his eyes. This moment of stillness, gives him a little clarity and calmness. He slowly opens his eyes and lowers them to look down on his lap. It’s too far for his eyes to see so he grabs the two sticks with shaky hands and brings it to where his vision is the best.
Two pink lines. He checks the other and it is the same. He shakes his head, shocked. It was supposed to be a joke. He was sure they told him to pee on the stick as a joke as well.
It wasn’t supposed to be real. Maybe it isn’t real. There must be another medical reason why he is pregnant. Perhaps instead of being pregnant, he has a tumor that it’s growing fingernails, hair and feet like the guy in Grey’s Anatomy. Yes that could be it. What was it called? Mesenteric Teratoma? Yes that’s what it is called. The pregnancy stick came on positive but inside he had a tumor. Probably that’s the reason why the signs are positive.
Kihyun nods his head, assured that he has found a reason why he is feeling like this. He grabs the two sticks with his hand and with the other, pushes himself from the floor to stand up. He opens the door of the restroom and goes to the kitchen where he sure knows they are there, probably scared or nervous out of their minds.
Kihyun tugs a little smile, feeling relieved. “Guys, I do have a tumor. It’s called Mesenteric Teratoma. I saw it on Grey’s Anatomy.”
“Why do you sound so relieved to have a tumor?” Hyungwon says, weirded out by Kihyun’s positive behavior.
“You do not have a tumor. Let me see the tests?” Minhyuk gets up from his chair and steals the pregnancy tests from Kihyun. “See? They are both positive. You are pregnant. We need to go the a doctor to get you an ultrasound.”
“I’m not pregnant. Guys can’t get pregnant. Why are you so adamant that I’m Pregnant?” Kihyun says, with tiredness. All of this talk is wearing him out.
“Because you are. Guys have a five percent chance that they can get pregnant and you fall in that percent.”
“That is a lie. I have a fucking tumor, Minhyuk. Why can’t you get it through your head.” Kihyun grabs the tests from Minhyuk and throws them in the trash.
“There’s more of a chance you getting pregnant than getting a fucking tumor.” Minhyuk yells at Kihyun going towards the trash to get the tests back.
“What are you doing?” Kihyun asks, alert.
“I’m getting your tests back.”
“No, you’re not.” Kihyun pushes Minhyuk away making him fall into the floor. Kihyun, panting and a little dizzy, runs to Minhyuk and bends down.”I’m sorry. I didn’t mean too.”
“You went too far, dude. Why can’t you just get an ultrasound to see the reason why you’re pregnant instead of fighting with each other. I’m leaving.” Hyungwon shakes his head, annoyed.
“Hyungwon, come back!” They both yell but he doesn’t stop. They both hear the door slam making them feel guilty for arguing with each other while he stayed silent.
“I’ll go to the ultrasound with you.” Minhyuk nods at him, relieved and satisfied.
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A/N:
Hey loves, here’s another one shot for the lovely @greenappleisme . This the longest one shot I have ever done and I am not finished. I will be updating the next part once I have published another Kismet chapter which I hope to publish either this week or next week. (I’ll try to make it this week).
I had lots of fun writing this one shot. I really changed the way I do mpregs a little and had fun with it. I also want to say thank to all of my readers for making me feel better on my rant 😂 thank you. And I hope you like, love.
-Laterz Kelsi.
Disclaimer: I am not taking any requests right now. I have a couple that I still need to do. Once I am done with them, I will eventually take requests again.
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