I’m selling my first kiss on eBay![boyxboy]✔️ - 03 The eBay auction

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“Let’s see what we can buy here!
We can visit the eBay site, maybe we’ll find something interesting there!”, the birthday boy managed to utter between hiccups, pushing aside another boy who had already fallen asleep with his face crushed onto the computer screen.

“I need a laptop!”, yelled, suddenly, standing up and rolling his arm in the air, the drunken boy who was pushed aside from the computer by the birthday boy.

“Calm dow… and go…go back to shleep!
Why do you need a laptop, any…way?”, asked the birthday boy, wrapping his arm around the other drunkard’s waist to hold his balance.

“I want to buy some…hich...thing!
An…the phone shcreen ish too shmallll…hic”

“You didn’t get, get, get…it, Wang Yibo will buy, no…you!”

Another drunkard started to scream like crazy in front of on another laptop he found on a writing desk:
“YES, I FOUND WHAT TO BUY!
Wanag Yibu…come , come anad enter you crad  PIN , look!
Lips for sale!
Yoo-hoo!!!”

Yibo was tipsy, yes, but not as drunk as the others were. He and the boy who initiated the poker game were the most sober of the whole group.

“Let me see!”, the sober boy shouted, taking away the laptop from the drunk boy.

“Ah-Yibo, he is drunk, but he is right!
He found the most interesting thing to buy, and we must hurry, because the deadline for the auction is in less than half an hour.
Let’s see the conditions!”

“Wait, let me see first what do you want me to buy!”, Yibo spoke, already worried with the boy’s over the board excitement.

“Those lips…hmmm!”, Wang Yibo murmured, touching his chin.
On the screen was displayed a pair of alluring lips which reminded him about a certain kiss which haunted all of his night dreams lately.

“And that under lip mole, hmm!”, he said aloud.

“Don’t worry, It’s not like a wart or something. It’s a beauty mark, I often saw my mom drawing one on the corner of her mouth or cheek.”, the other boy said before standing up and shocking Yibo with grabbing his jaw and forcing him to open his mouth wide.
“Say AH!
I need to see your teeth, the seller wants a healthy and clean kisser!”

“What?
A healthy and clean kisser?”, Yibo asked in disbelief after managing to escape from the boy’s grip.

“Yes, you’ll buy somebody’s first kiss!
And you pass all the requested conditions: good teeth, good mouth health, age no bigger than 30, the transaction will take place today, here in Beijing.
Everything is perfect!
Now, please proceed to enter your card PIN and hurry up while the auction is still on-going!”

Wang Yibo had no other choice, he is not a coward to back off from his previous agreement.
Besides, he needed to think about his father, too.

He accepted unconstrained, from the beginning, the poker game rules. He accepted including the rule that the loser would bye something that the others would decide him to buy.

He lost the game, and now he must pay, he is a man of honor!

Now his own words were turning against him…he remembered how easily he told Xiao Zhan: “What is so hard to do? It’s just a simple kiss, not such a big deal!”

Yibo was understanding now that kissing a complete stranger, IT IS a big deal.

He had no choice but to register himself as the buyer of that kiss, comforting himself with the thought that at least he will be the first one touching that mouth.

“When he tried to get up from the laptop, his shoulders were pushed back by the boy who was supervising him while registering on the eBay site:
“Not so fast!
The party has just started!
You’ll have to fight with us!
It’s an auction, for  heaven’s sake!
So let’s bid!”

“What do you mean?”, Wang Yibo asked in confusion.

“Did you really think you’ll get away just with a few nickels?
We’ll raise the stake, and you will have to bid until you’ll be the bid winner, and don’t tell me that you can’t afford it, because we all know who you are!”

So, at the auction’s ending, Yibo became the not so happy buyer of a 73 thousand Yuan (A/n: around 10k USD) worth kiss.

After the bunch of drunkards, greeted him in a complete chaos, the sober boy patted his shoulder:
“Oh, I almost forgot about the one condition which you don’t accomplish, but you don’t have to worry because I know how to solve it.
The seller is a boy, and he asked for the kisser to be a girl.
My mother is an actress, so don’t worry…I will bring you everything needed for a perfect crossdressing. I will call her maid to come over, she will help you with everything, including the makeup.
As for your manly voice, you can write on a paper when you meet him, that you are a mute girl.”

Then the guy turned to the birthday boy, singing and shouting:
“Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthd…I am really happy, it’s a wonderful party!
Ah-Yibo-Ya, I love you, you will give us so much fun, thank you!”

Then  he hugged the shocked eBay auction winner.

“Crossdressing?”, Yibo asked, but nobody noticed him in the new chaos created by the sudden awakening of the party boys who started dancing around him, singing or better saying screaming something which intended to be singing.

“Woah, you’re so pretty!”, the party boys exclaimed in amazement after the maid finished fixing the wig and applying the makeup on the  boy’s face.

Both of the two parties had settled for the kiss to be consumed in a hotel room, paid by the buyer, for more privacy.
And both, buyer and seller, to send first an ambassador who would meet the involved persons for checking them out.

Thus Lulu met the girl who bought the kiss in front of the hotel, and the poker gamer met Xiao Zhan in the hotel’s lobby.

“Hi, I’m Xuan Lu, the seller’s friend!”, Lulu smiled, reaching out a hand to the brown long-haired girl, recognized by the pink shirt she was wearing and the green backpack from her hands, following their agreement.

The girl didn’t say anything, just handed a paper to Lulu, who read:
“I’m sorry, but I’m mute. I can hear you, but I can’t speak.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that.
My friend is a kind-hearted person, he will not be bothered with that.
I will not ask you why you are doing this, because my friend asked me not to tell you his reason for selling his first kiss, so it’s fair enough for you to keep your reason secret.
I’m satisfied that you look okay from all aspects, so I will not bother you any more with other questions.
I’m happy that you are beautiful and clean.
I’m sure that our bunny will stop being scared when he’ll meet you.”

“Bunny?”, Yibo wondered in his thoughts while writing on the paper the hotel room’s number ‘183’, from the 13th floor, then gave Lulu the paper.

~Meanwhile:

“Hi, I’m the buyer’s friend, she doesn’t want me to tell you her name, but don’t worry, she is a fine girl, healthy, beautiful, young, but sadly she is mute, hope you don’t mind!”

“Why should I mind?
After all, there’s no need for a voice to kiss.
And I’m fine with not knowing each other’s names, it’s not like we will ever meet again, so everything is okay.”

“Here is the room’s passing card, she will expect you in a half an hour from now.
She will give you the money in advance, so you shouldn’t worry about anything, she’s a fine girl.
Oh, I have almost forgotten, she has one more condition, as a matter of fact it’s my condition, as I am her manager in this eBay deal.
I want you to agree with her to take a selfie with the kissing act. I promise you that she will not use it for any other purpose, but only as proof that the kiss was consumed, in case you’d intend to deny it in the future.”

First, Xiao Zhan was a bit suspicious about that selfie, but thinking better, he concluded that the girl was right to be cautious.

“Agree!
I’m going now to meet my friends and I will meet her a half an hour later, bye!”

Xiao Zhan’s heart was deafening his ears with its loud beating while walking on the dark hall of the luxurious hotel.

He stopped in front of room number 183 and slowly inserted the room card in the door’s locker, with a trembling hand.

Too slow, so he tried again, this time more decided.

After all, the sooner, the better!

He cracked the door and tried to peek inside, but the dark blue curtains were blocking the outside light and inside the room all the lights were off.

He tiptoed inside the room’s lobby and shuffled slowly his body along the wall till he finally reached the main room.

He tried to adjust his eyes with the thick darkness, while whispering:
“Hello, are you here?
I can’t see anything.”

His heart almost leaped down from his chest when the bathroom door was opened with a sharp creak and a tall girl with long hair approached him in determined steps.

Even if it was pretty dark, Xiao Zhan was able to see in the weak light coming from the bathroom how the girl stopped in her way the moment he turned around and came face to face with her.

Her hands pressing her chest were denoting the fact that she was overly shocked at the sight of the nervous boy.

“What?
Am I so much not what you had expected?
You can give up if you are not content with me!”, Xiao Zhan spoke, tapping his red cheeks, trying to crack an embarrassed smile at the girl’s shocked reaction.

The girl bent to a chair from where took a backpack, unzipped it and took out a pack.

She removed the packaging and slammed loudly, on the table, a stack of money, with some kind of disgusted gesture.

Xiao Zhan didn’t even have the time to prepare himself, that the girl was already thrusting her fingers in his hair and was pressing her mouth harshly against his.

He felt how she was pulling his hair like she was angry with him, and her teeth were thrusting furiously onto his bottom lip.

Xiao Zhan whimpered at the aggressive sucking of his tongue, feeling like his tongue will be uprooted anytime.

“What infuriated the girl so badly?
What did she expect to find instead of me?
And her long fingers pressing her chest are so reminding me about my prince, but maybe only because lately I was dreaming almost every minute about that individual.
I must be hallucinating…even the taste of the girl’s lips reminds me of HIM.”

His inner thoughts were cut off when the girl sucked and bit violently for the last time his upper lip, before storming out from the room, slamming hard the door.

“What the heck was that?”, Xiao Zhan whispered to himself, leaning his back against the wall and touching his bruised, traumatized lips.

A/n: Maybe you are disappointed with this chapter, but the same was Yibo, too, when ascertained who the seller was.
But the story is not ended, yet!
The Paris trip will solve many issues, so please comment and upvote, especially comment if you want to know what’s next!
Thank you for reading, subscribing, voting, and for the eventual precious comments, here a red-green YiZhan flower for everybody!

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“Let’s see what we can buy here!
We can visit the eBay site, maybe we’ll find something interesting there!”, the birthday boy managed to utter between hiccups, pushing aside another boy who had already fallen asleep with his face crushed onto the computer screen.

“I need a laptop!”, yelled, suddenly, standing up and rolling his arm in the air, the drunken boy who was pushed aside from the computer by the birthday boy.

“Calm dow… and go…go back to shleep!
Why do you need a laptop, any…way?”, asked the birthday boy, wrapping his arm around the other drunkard’s waist to hold his balance.

“I want to buy some…hich...thing!
An…the phone shcreen ish too shmallll…hic”

“You didn’t get, get, get…it, Wang Yibo will buy, no…you!”

Another drunkard started to scream like crazy in front of on another laptop he found on a writing desk:
“YES, I FOUND WHAT TO BUY!
Wanag Yibu…come , come anad enter you crad PIN , look!
Lips for sale!
Yoo-hoo!!!”

Yibo was tipsy, yes, but not as drunk as the others were. He and the boy who initiated the poker game were the most sober of the whole group.

“Let me see!”, the sober boy shouted, taking away the laptop from the drunk boy.

“Ah-Yibo, he is drunk, but he is right!
He found the most interesting thing to buy, and we must hurry, because the deadline for the auction is in less than half an hour.
Let’s see the conditions!”

“Wait, let me see first what do you want me to buy!”, Yibo spoke, already worried with the boy’s over the board excitement.

“Those lips…hmmm!”, Wang Yibo murmured, touching his chin.
On the screen was displayed a pair of alluring lips which reminded him about a certain kiss which haunted all of his night dreams lately.

“And that under lip mole, hmm!”, he said aloud.

“Don’t worry, It’s not like a wart or something. It’s a beauty mark, I often saw my mom drawing one on the corner of her mouth or cheek.”, the other boy said before standing up and shocking Yibo with grabbing his jaw and forcing him to open his mouth wide.
“Say AH!
I need to see your teeth, the seller wants a healthy and clean kisser!”

“What?
A healthy and clean kisser?”, Yibo asked in disbelief after managing to escape from the boy’s grip.

“Yes, you’ll buy somebody’s first kiss!
And you pass all the requested conditions: good teeth, good mouth health, age no bigger than 30, the transaction will take place today, here in Beijing.
Everything is perfect!
Now, please proceed to enter your card PIN and hurry up while the auction is still on-going!”

Wang Yibo had no other choice, he is not a coward to back off from his previous agreement.
Besides, he needed to think about his father, too.

He accepted unconstrained, from the beginning, the poker game rules. He accepted including the rule that the loser would bye something that the others would decide him to buy.

He lost the game, and now he must pay, he is a man of honor!

Now his own words were turning against him…he remembered how easily he told Xiao Zhan: “What is so hard to do? It’s just a simple kiss, not such a big deal!”

Yibo was understanding now that kissing a complete stranger, IT IS a big deal.

He had no choice but to register himself as the buyer of that kiss, comforting himself with the thought that at least he will be the first one touching that mouth.

“When he tried to get up from the laptop, his shoulders were pushed back by the boy who was supervising him while registering on the eBay site:
“Not so fast!
The party has just started!
You’ll have to fight with us!
It’s an auction, for heaven’s sake!
So let’s bid!”

“What do you mean?”, Wang Yibo asked in confusion.

“Did you really think you’ll get away just with a few nickels?
We’ll raise the stake, and you will have to bid until you’ll be the bid winner, and don’t tell me that you can’t afford it, because we all know who you are!”

So, at the auction’s ending, Yibo became the not so happy buyer of a 73 thousand Yuan (A/n: around 10k USD) worth kiss.

After the bunch of drunkards, greeted him in a complete chaos, the sober boy patted his shoulder:
“Oh, I almost forgot about the one condition which you don’t accomplish, but you don’t have to worry because I know how to solve it.
The seller is a boy, and he asked for the kisser to be a girl.
My mother is an actress, so don’t worry…I will bring you everything needed for a perfect crossdressing. I will call her maid to come over, she will help you with everything, including the makeup.
As for your manly voice, you can write on a paper when you meet him, that you are a mute girl.”

Then the guy turned to the birthday boy, singing and shouting:
“Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthd…I am really happy, it’s a wonderful party!
Ah-Yibo-Ya, I love you, you will give us so much fun, thank you!”

Then he hugged the shocked eBay auction winner.

“Crossdressing?”, Yibo asked, but nobody noticed him in the new chaos created by the sudden awakening of the party boys who started dancing around him, singing or better saying screaming something which intended to be singing.

“Woah, you’re so pretty!”, the party boys exclaimed in amazement after the maid finished fixing the wig and applying the makeup on the boy’s face.

                                                                -000-

Both of the two parties had settled for the kiss to be consumed in a hotel room, paid by the buyer, for more privacy.
And both, buyer and seller, to send first an ambassador who would meet the involved persons for checking them out.

Thus Lulu met the girl who bought the kiss in front of the hotel, and the poker gamer met Xiao Zhan in the hotel’s lobby.

“Hi, I’m Xuan Lu, the seller’s friend!”, Lulu smiled, reaching out a hand to the brown long-haired girl, recognized by the pink shirt she was wearing and the green backpack from her hands, following their agreement.

The girl didn’t say anything, just handed a paper to Lulu, who read:
“I’m sorry, but I’m mute. I can hear you, but I can’t speak.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that.
My friend is a kind-hearted person, he will not be bothered with that.
I will not ask you why you are doing this, because my friend asked me not to tell you his reason for selling his first kiss, so it’s fair enough for you to keep your reason secret.
I’m satisfied that you look okay from all aspects, so I will not bother you any more with other questions.
I’m happy that you are beautiful and clean.
I’m sure that our bunny will stop being scared when he’ll meet you.”

“Bunny?”, Yibo wondered in his thoughts while writing on the paper the hotel room’s number ‘183’, from the 13th floor, then gave Lulu the paper.

~Meanwhile:

“Hi, I’m the buyer’s friend, she doesn’t want me to tell you her name, but don’t worry, she is a fine girl, healthy, beautiful, young, but sadly she is mute, hope you don’t mind!”

“Why should I mind?
After all, there’s no need for a voice to kiss.
And I’m fine with not knowing each other’s names, it’s not like we will ever meet again, so everything is okay.”

“Here is the room’s passing card, she will expect you in a half an hour from now.
She will give you the money in advance, so you shouldn’t worry about anything, she’s a fine girl.
Oh, I have almost forgotten, she has one more condition, as a matter of fact it’s my condition, as I am her manager in this eBay deal.
I want you to agree with her to take a selfie with the kissing act. I promise you that she will not use it for any other purpose, but only as proof that the kiss was consumed, in case you’d intend to deny it in the future.”

First, Xiao Zhan was a bit suspicious about that selfie, but thinking better, he concluded that the girl was right to be cautious.

“Agree!
I’m going now to meet my friends and I will meet her a half an hour later, bye!”

                                                                      -000-

Xiao Zhan’s heart was deafening his ears with its loud beating while walking on the dark hall of the luxurious hotel.

He stopped in front of room number 183 and slowly inserted the room card in the door’s locker, with a trembling hand.

Too slow, so he tried again, this time more decided.

After all, the sooner, the better!

He cracked the door and tried to peek inside, but the dark blue curtains were blocking the outside light and inside the room all the lights were off.

He tiptoed inside the room’s lobby and shuffled slowly his body along the wall till he finally reached the main room.

He tried to adjust his eyes with the thick darkness, while whispering:
“Hello, are you here?
I can’t see anything.”

His heart almost leaped down from his chest when the bathroom door was opened with a sharp creak and a tall girl with long hair approached him in determined steps.

Even if it was pretty dark, Xiao Zhan was able to see in the weak light coming from the bathroom how the girl stopped in her way the moment he turned around and came face to face with her.

Her hands pressing her chest were denoting the fact that she was overly shocked at the sight of the nervous boy.

“What?
Am I so much not what you had expected?
You can give up if you are not content with me!”, Xiao Zhan spoke, tapping his red cheeks, trying to crack an embarrassed smile at the girl’s shocked reaction.

The girl bent to a chair from where took a backpack, unzipped it and took out a pack.

She removed the packaging and slammed loudly, on the table, a stack of money, with some kind of disgusted gesture.

Xiao Zhan didn’t even have the time to prepare himself, that the girl was already thrusting her fingers in his hair and was pressing her mouth harshly against his.

He felt how she was pulling his hair like she was angry with him, and her teeth were thrusting furiously onto his bottom lip.

Xiao Zhan whimpered at the aggressive sucking of his tongue, feeling like his tongue will be uprooted anytime.

“What infuriated the girl so badly?
What did she expect to find instead of me?
And her long fingers pressing her chest are so reminding me about my prince, but maybe only because lately I was dreaming almost every minute about that individual.
I must be hallucinating…even the taste of the girl’s lips reminds me of HIM.”

His inner thoughts were cut off when the girl sucked and bit violently for the last time his upper lip, before storming out from the room, slamming hard the door.

“What the heck was that?”, Xiao Zhan whispered to himself, leaning his back against the wall and touching his bruised, traumatized lips.

A/n: Maybe you are disappointed with this chapter, but the same was Yibo, too, when ascertained who the seller was.
But the story is not ended, yet!
The Paris trip will solve many issues, so please comment and upvote, especially comment if you want to know what’s next!
Thank you for reading, subscribing, voting, and for the eventual precious comments, here a red-green YiZhan flower for everybody!

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