“I♥U”, it’s not a lie! [boyxboy]✔️ - 09 Think Wang Yibo! Think!

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“I will think more, but coming home because my fiance has died seems to be the best solution.
That way I could tell Yue about her husband too, it’s not the kind of news to tell through a phone call, though.
Anyway I’ll think more and maybe will get another idea.
See you at your place later, now I need to focus on Zhan Zhan.
Oh, and thank you Seunggie for being my friend and for dealing with my sh!ts.
Hope that your boyfriend will not get mad with you for allowing me to sleep over.
I’ll call you before coming to your place, now I need to hurry back, my boyfriend is waiting for me, bye!”, Yibo took goodbye from Seungyoun, kissing her cheek, then heading to the apartment with the groceries needed for the hangover soup.

After stepping off the elevator, he was just about to start walking on the long corridor, his apartment being located at the very end, but he had to hide quickly behind the corner:
A-Yuan, the neighbor’s son was crying his heart off!

But that was not the biggest issue, it was not the first time the kid was crying, after all he was a kid and kids are supposed to be crying sometimes.

The problem was that A-Yuan was crying in front of Yibo’s apartment and in the wide open door it was standing…Zhan!
Listening to whatever A-Yuan was explaining to him between sobs!

Think Wang Yibo!

Think!

He didn’t wait anymore for the elevator, but ran down the stairs, jumping four at once and scattering a big amount from the groceries on the way.

He ran behind the block in the light speed and when he found himself in a safe spot he tapped in a big hurry Zhan’s number:
“Hello Zhan baobei, quickly, you must get out of the house!
Now!”

“Huh?
Bao..Bo, it’s that you?”

“Yes, leave anything you were doing and get out!
It’s important to do so!”

“But why?
What’s going on…or maybe…wait a minute…am I hallucinating again and I’m not even talking to somebody, talking to you?
Am I going insane?
Guang, what a fu*k did you put in those drinks?!”

“No, baobei, nothing’s wrong with you, it’s me, Yibo you are talking with!
But now you must listen to me and get out of the house!”

“If it’s really you, why do I have to get out, the building is burning or what?
I don’t get it.”

“I need your help!
I was robbed!”, Yibo shouted desperately, earning a few curious stares from some by passers.

“What?
Are you hurt, did they harm you?
Should I call for an ambulance?
Should I call the police?”, Zhan shouted back, his voice strangled by fear.

“I’m not hurt, don’t worry.
And don’t call anyone, just please come quickly, I am in big trouble here and I am very ashamed, only you can save me!
We have no time, I will explain to you everything when you get here.
At the supermarket located three blocks from yours.
Yes I’ll wait, and please have some money or a card, because I am at the cash register and I have no money to pay.
Yes, only when I was about to pay I noticed that my wallet was stolen.
No, I don’t know, but I have a suspicion, a man bumped into me before entering the supermarket, so maybe… But we’ll talk more, now please hurry, come and pay for me, the cashier knows me and I feel embarrassed.”

Then Yibo jogged back to the supermarket, dumping, in his way, the remaining groceries in a street trash can.

At the supermarket he hurried to fill the cart with the same groceries he had bought before and thrown away afterwards.
Then chose a shorter line for the cash register.
God help him to get at the cashier before Zhan!

“No problem miss, I’m here now and we will pay.
It’s only my own fault.”, Zhan spoke to the cashier after apologizing to the three people waiting in line behind Yibo.

After paying, Xiao Zhan apologized again and asked the cashier where to leave the groceries because they didn’t need them anymore.

“Are you afraid of my cooking, that’s why we don’t keep the groceries?
I admit that I’m not great with cooking, but this is a hangover soup simple recipe very easy to prepare, so it would have been no danger to poison you.”, Yibo mumbled after exiting the supermarket, sighing in relief that he managed to get Zhan away from A-yuan.

Now he needed to find out what was talking the kid with him and what did he spill out!

Zhan surprised him with a sudden peck onto his lips:
“I’m so glad that nothing bad has happened to you, you scared the sh!t out of me!
It’s not that I’m afraid of your cooking, you’re so cute when you pout.
Seems like the nap I took was healer because I don’t feel sick anymore.
Maybe it was good that you scared me to death, I feel energized and…also very hungry.
I was thinking that instead of that soup, to eat something more consistent, you will love it, I’m sure.
But before anything else, I need my daily coffee, let’s go to the bjyxszd cafe!”

“I’m sorry for ruining your nap with my hasty call, but I was shocked and embarrassed.”, Yibo whispered, sipping from the steamy delicious liquid, while peeking to the bartender who was watching them with a huge smile plastered onto his face.

“Actually I was not sleeping anymore, a kid has already woke me up.”

“A kid?”

“Yes, the same kid with whom you high fived in front of my block, if you remember.
Apparently he is the son of my neighbors, A-Yuan is his name.”

“And how come did he wake you up, what did he want?”

“The boy was very upset because he lost his pet bird, and his parents were being at work.
He must have loved his bird very much, as he was crying so hard, poor kid.”

“Yes, poor kid.
But why did he come to you?
You don’t know him, you didn’t talk to him before, didn’t you?”, Yibo asked in worry.

“No, I hardly remembered that it was the same kid who knocked onto your car window.
Anyway, he was not looking for me, but for the original tenant of the apartment, the kid intended to ask for his help in searching for the pet bird.
I feel so bad that I left the poor kid like that, not helping him in some way or at least giving him some words of comfort.
Oh, one more amazing thing, you’ll not gonna believe it!
Guess who is the person the kid was looking for?
The original tenant’s name is…
Oh my god, did you burn yourself?!
Bartender, please bring some ice or something cold, he burned his skin!”, Zhan shouted in horror at Yibo’s hiss of pain when spilled the hot coffee onto his chest.

Luckily the bjyxszd cafe was provided with first aid supply, so the bartender took them both in the employees resting room.
He applied a burn ointment onto Yibo’s reddened skin which alleviated instantaneously the pain.

The bartender tried to calm down the agitated Zhan who was scared to death:
“Do not worry about him, it will be no damage, luckily his shirt is pretty thick and it absorbed the main quantity of hot liquid.
The pain was only momentary.
Wait, I have a spare sweater in my locker, you can bring it back when you will come again to have another bjyxszd coffee.”

“So, you were telling me about the original tenant…”, Yibo mumbled, shutting his eyes tightly: Sink or swim!
He couldn’t fight anymore, if God wants for here and now to be the end, so be it!

“Why do you shut your eyes, are you still in pain?
Yeah, about the tenant, what a crazy coincidence!
The kid was looking for Wang laoshi, same name as yours, ha, ha, ha!
This is like destiny is playing with us or something, don’t you think?”

“Yes, destiny really likes to play games with our hearts and ermm…God seems to postpone his plans…”, Yibo sighed , leaning onto Zhan’s hand that was caressing gently his heated cheek.
His cheek burning from distress, burning from guilt, burning from love…

They both thanked to the nice bartender and headed to the car after Zhan took the stained shirt and told Yibo:
“I think I saw a washing machine at my place, the shirt will be washed and dried until we eat.
You can also take a shower if you want, only if it doesn’t hurt.”

Yes, a shower!
Yibo badly needs a shower!
And clean clothes!

During the car ride the driver made a call.
Yibo gulped in distress when listening to why was Zhan calling Xia: to ask the address of the shop from where he bought those delicious pork chops.

Oh, sh!t, what if the elder will say who knows what?

So, he hurried to tell him:
“I eavesdropped involuntarily to what you were asking your friend.
I know a street shop where we are often eating with my friends from the faculty. The place is in this area, if you want we could check it out.
The food is cheap and delicious, and uncle Li Jie, the owner, is a very nice seller.
And he knows me!”

“Mr Li Jie you say?
Guang Guang told me almost the same what you were telling me.
Maybe it’s the same street shop.”

Uncle Li Jie was being very busy with lots of customers, it was lunch time after all.
But even though he was busy, he greeted the two newly arrived customers with a wide smile onto his face and leaded them to a free table, talking to Yibo:
“First of all, check out if your wallet is in your pocket!
Secondly, tell me from the start how many chops do you want to eat as to know beforehand how many to put on grill.
Now it’s the most congested hour of the day, that’s why I ask.”

“I assume that you are Mr Li Jie, I am your fan, I fell in love with your pork chops!
We don’t need a table, we order a takeaway.
I think 40 chops would be enough, what do you say Bo baobei?
But, mister, how did you know that his wallet was stolen?”, Zhan asked in bewilderment.

“Uncle doesn’t know, the wallet story is another story, a funny story, I will tell you later.
Let’s go and wait outside, my stomach is growling at this smell”, Yibo blubbered, dragging Zhan outside and telling the shop owner to call them when their order will be ready.
Also telling him that his friend will be the payer, as to not worry about the money.

“I can’t remove that crying kid out of my mind.
I can only picture how I would feel if Jiùxīng would disappear, I took a deep liking on that cat, even though she’s not my own pet.
Imagine that kid’s pain for losing his bird.
Wait, I have a great idea, anyway we need to stop by at the pet shop to buy food for Jiùxīng, and I could buy a new bird for the kid.
The only problem would be that I don’t know what bird was his lost pet.
A parrot, a canary, a what?”

“What parrot, canary?
Rather a baby crow…”, Yibo’s mouth blurted out without his brain’s consent.
.
.
.
Whoops!!!!

What a hell, Wang Yibo, hunger makes you stupid!

Focus please!

“A baby crow?
Why do you think his pet would be a baby crow?”, Zhan asked with goggled eyes.

“Don’t mind me, when I’m hungry I’m stupid.
It just came into my mind the hallucination you told me about: me half naked, on the balcony and fighting a crow, ha, ha, ha!
I think you should rather wait to see if the kid did find the lost bird, and if not, maybe you should better take him to the pet shop and buy the bird he should choose”, Yibo managed to avert Zhan’s attention away from the crow topic.

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“I will think more, but coming home because my fiance has died seems to be the best solution.
That way I could tell Yue about her husband too, it’s not the kind of news to tell through a phone call, though.
Anyway I’ll think more and maybe will get another idea.
See you at your place later, now I need to focus on Zhan Zhan.
Oh, and thank you Seunggie for being my friend and for dealing with my sh!ts.
Hope that your boyfriend will not get mad with you for allowing me to sleep over.
I’ll call you before coming to your place, now I need to hurry back, my boyfriend is waiting for me, bye!”, Yibo took goodbye from Seungyoun, kissing her cheek, then heading to the apartment with the groceries needed for the hangover soup.

After stepping off the elevator, he was just about to start walking on the long corridor, his apartment being located at the very end, but he had to hide quickly behind the corner:
A-Yuan, the neighbor’s son was crying his heart off!

But that was not the biggest issue, it was not the first time the kid was crying, after all he was a kid and kids are supposed to be crying sometimes.

The problem was that A-Yuan was crying in front of Yibo’s apartment and in the wide open door it was standing…Zhan!
Listening to whatever A-Yuan was explaining to him between sobs!

Think Wang Yibo!

Think!

He didn’t wait anymore for the elevator, but ran down the stairs, jumping four at once and scattering a big amount from the groceries on the way.

He ran behind the block in the light speed and when he found himself in a safe spot he tapped in a big hurry Zhan’s number:
“Hello Zhan baobei, quickly, you must get out of the house!
Now!”

“Huh?
Bao..Bo, it’s that you?”

“Yes, leave anything you were doing and get out!
It’s important to do so!”

“But why?
What’s going on…or maybe…wait a minute…am I hallucinating again and I’m not even talking to somebody, talking to you?
Am I going insane?
Guang, what a fu*k did you put in those drinks?!”

“No, baobei, nothing’s wrong with you, it’s me, Yibo you are talking with!
But now you must listen to me and get out of the house!”

“If it’s really you, why do I have to get out, the building is burning or what?
I don’t get it.”

“I need your help!
I was robbed!”, Yibo shouted desperately, earning a few curious stares from some by passers.

“What?
Are you hurt, did they harm you?
Should I call for an ambulance?
Should I call the police?”, Zhan shouted back, his voice strangled by fear.

“I’m not hurt, don’t worry.
And don’t call anyone, just please come quickly, I am in big trouble here and I am very ashamed, only you can save me!
We have no time, I will explain to you everything when you get here.
At the supermarket located three blocks from yours.
Yes I’ll wait, and please have some money or a card, because I am at the cash register and I have no money to pay.
Yes, only when I was about to pay I noticed that my wallet was stolen.
No, I don’t know, but I have a suspicion, a man bumped into me before entering the supermarket, so maybe… But we’ll talk more, now please hurry, come and pay for me, the cashier knows me and I feel embarrassed.”

Then Yibo jogged back to the supermarket, dumping, in his way, the remaining groceries in a street trash can.

At the supermarket he hurried to fill the cart with the same groceries he had bought before and thrown away afterwards.
Then chose a shorter line for the cash register.
God help him to get at the cashier before Zhan!

“No problem miss, I’m here now and we will pay.
It’s only my own fault.”, Zhan spoke to the cashier after apologizing to the three people waiting in line behind Yibo.

After paying, Xiao Zhan apologized again and asked the cashier where to leave the groceries because they didn’t need them anymore.

“Are you afraid of my cooking, that’s why we don’t keep the groceries?
I admit that I’m not great with cooking, but this is a hangover soup simple recipe very easy to prepare, so it would have been no danger to poison you.”, Yibo mumbled after exiting the supermarket, sighing in relief that he managed to get Zhan away from A-yuan.

Now he needed to find out what was talking the kid with him and what did he spill out!

Zhan surprised him with a sudden peck onto his lips:
“I’m so glad that nothing bad has happened to you, you scared the sh!t out of me!
It’s not that I’m afraid of your cooking, you’re so cute when you pout.
Seems like the nap I took was healer because I don’t feel sick anymore.
Maybe it was good that you scared me to death, I feel energized and…also very hungry.
I was thinking that instead of that soup, to eat something more consistent, you will love it, I’m sure.
But before anything else, I need my daily coffee, let’s go to the bjyxszd cafe!”

“I’m sorry for ruining your nap with my hasty call, but I was shocked and embarrassed.”, Yibo whispered, sipping from the steamy delicious liquid, while peeking to the bartender who was watching them with a huge smile plastered onto his face.

“Actually I was not sleeping anymore, a kid has already woke me up.”

“A kid?”

“Yes, the same kid with whom you high fived in front of my block, if you remember.
Apparently he is the son of my neighbors, A-Yuan is his name.”

“And how come did he wake you up, what did he want?”

“The boy was very upset because he lost his pet bird, and his parents were being at work.
He must have loved his bird very much, as he was crying so hard, poor kid.”

“Yes, poor kid.
But why did he come to you?
You don’t know him, you didn’t talk to him before, didn’t you?”, Yibo asked in worry.

“No, I hardly remembered that it was the same kid who knocked onto your car window.
Anyway, he was not looking for me, but for the original tenant of the apartment, the kid intended to ask for his help in searching for the pet bird.
I feel so bad that I left the poor kid like that, not helping him in some way or at least giving him some words of comfort.
Oh, one more amazing thing, you’ll not gonna believe it!
Guess who is the person the kid was looking for?
The original tenant’s name is…
Oh my god, did you burn yourself?!
Bartender, please bring some ice or something cold, he burned his skin!”, Zhan shouted in horror at Yibo’s hiss of pain when spilled the hot coffee onto his chest.

Luckily the bjyxszd cafe was provided with first aid supply, so the bartender took them both in the employees resting room.
He applied a burn ointment onto Yibo’s reddened skin which alleviated instantaneously the pain.

The bartender tried to calm down the agitated Zhan who was scared to death:
“Do not worry about him, it will be no damage, luckily his shirt is pretty thick and it absorbed the main quantity of hot liquid.
The pain was only momentary.
Wait, I have a spare sweater in my locker, you can bring it back when you will come again to have another bjyxszd coffee.”

“So, you were telling me about the original tenant…”, Yibo mumbled, shutting his eyes tightly: Sink or swim!
He couldn’t fight anymore, if God wants for here and now to be the end, so be it!

“Why do you shut your eyes, are you still in pain?
Yeah, about the tenant, what a crazy coincidence!
The kid was looking for Wang laoshi, same name as yours, ha, ha, ha!
This is like destiny is playing with us or something, don’t you think?”

“Yes, destiny really likes to play games with our hearts and ermm…God seems to postpone his plans…”, Yibo sighed , leaning onto Zhan’s hand that was caressing gently his heated cheek.
His cheek burning from distress, burning from guilt, burning from love…

They both thanked to the nice bartender and headed to the car after Zhan took the stained shirt and told Yibo:
“I think I saw a washing machine at my place, the shirt will be washed and dried until we eat.
You can also take a shower if you want, only if it doesn’t hurt.”

Yes, a shower!
Yibo badly needs a shower!
And clean clothes!

During the car ride the driver made a call.
Yibo gulped in distress when listening to why was Zhan calling Xia: to ask the address of the shop from where he bought those delicious pork chops.

Oh, sh!t, what if the elder will say who knows what?

So, he hurried to tell him:
“I eavesdropped involuntarily to what you were asking your friend.
I know a street shop where we are often eating with my friends from the faculty. The place is in this area, if you want we could check it out.
The food is cheap and delicious, and uncle Li Jie, the owner, is a very nice seller.
And he knows me!”

“Mr Li Jie you say?
Guang Guang told me almost the same what you were telling me.
Maybe it’s the same street shop.”

Uncle Li Jie was being very busy with lots of customers, it was lunch time after all.
But even though he was busy, he greeted the two newly arrived customers with a wide smile onto his face and leaded them to a free table, talking to Yibo:
“First of all, check out if your wallet is in your pocket!
Secondly, tell me from the start how many chops do you want to eat as to know beforehand how many to put on grill.
Now it’s the most congested hour of the day, that’s why I ask.”

“I assume that you are Mr Li Jie, I am your fan, I fell in love with your pork chops!
We don’t need a table, we order a takeaway.
I think 40 chops would be enough, what do you say Bo baobei?
But, mister, how did you know that his wallet was stolen?”, Zhan asked in bewilderment.

“Uncle doesn’t know, the wallet story is another story, a funny story, I will tell you later.
Let’s go and wait outside, my stomach is growling at this smell”, Yibo blubbered, dragging Zhan outside and telling the shop owner to call them when their order will be ready.
Also telling him that his friend will be the payer, as to not worry about the money.

“I can’t remove that crying kid out of my mind.
I can only picture how I would feel if Jiùxīng would disappear, I took a deep liking on that cat, even though she’s not my own pet.
Imagine that kid’s pain for losing his bird.
Wait, I have a great idea, anyway we need to stop by at the pet shop to buy food for Jiùxīng, and I could buy a new bird for the kid.
The only problem would be that I don’t know what bird was his lost pet.
A parrot, a canary, a what?”

“What parrot, canary?
Rather a baby crow…”, Yibo’s mouth blurted out without his brain’s consent.
.
.
.
Whoops!!!!

What a hell, Wang Yibo, hunger makes you stupid!

Focus please!

“A baby crow?
Why do you think his pet would be a baby crow?”, Zhan asked with goggled eyes.

“Don’t mind me, when I’m hungry I’m stupid.
It just came into my mind the hallucination you told me about: me half naked, on the balcony and fighting a crow, ha, ha, ha!
I think you should rather wait to see if the kid did find the lost bird, and if not, maybe you should better take him to the pet shop and buy the bird he should choose”, Yibo managed to avert Zhan’s attention away from the crow topic.

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