“I♥U”, it’s not a lie! [boyxboy]✔️ - 06 My boyfriend's best friend

Array
(
[text] =>

 ~Wang Yibo’s workshop room 👇

“What the hell is he doing here?
Didn’t he say that he is in big hurry for an urgent office meeting?
At least I was quick enough and locked myself inside the workshop!”, Yibo mumbled to himself, while trying to calm down his wild heart beating…

Damn!
That was close!

But now what?

Maybe he only brought from the hotel room those personal stuff he was talking about, then he will leave for the meeting.

And Yibo got the confirmation of his assumption when heard Zhan’s voice, who was talking on the phone, probably with the composer:
“Don’t worry, Guang Guang, nobody knows about this address, not even my father.
I’ve told only you and my boyfriend.
Calm down and don’t scream like that!
Of course you should have been the first to know, but it has just happened a half an hour ago!
And I drove first to the hotel to pick up some clothes, office documents, my laptop and other stuff, then, as you see, I’ve called you right away.
No, I haven’t eaten yet, just coffee…hmm, a very special coffee I may say, you should try it, too.”

The ecstatic Yibo started doing a silent happy dance at the word “boyfriend”…

But his euphoria was cut shortly by the next words:
“Only if you will come quickly, I’ve told you that I have no time.
Okay, you know the address, it’s easy to reach over here.
Whatever, some cereals and milk will be fine for now.
But on your way here, please stop by a pet shop and buy some food for Jiùxīng, too.
No, it’s not my boyfriend’s name, ha, ha, Jiùxīng it’s my cat, actually the original tenant’s cat.
But we will talk more when you will be here, now hurry, I don’t have much time left, and as you know my father could ask me for a video conference during the meeting.”

Fu*k!!!
Now Xia Zhiguang will be here, too!
Calm down Wang Yibo, anyway, they will just eat quickly, then leave soon after, because of Zhan’s important meeting!
And you will be able to leave, right after that!

Luckily, the workshop door was sound-proof cushioned, so the two, eating in the living room, couldn’t hear Yibo’s stomach that was rumbling loudly.
He was really hungry, especially now, when listening to their moans of delight while savoring the pork chops that the composer bought from a street shop around the corner, Yibo’s favorite…
What a hell, didn’t Xiao Zhan tell him that some cereals and milk would be fine?!

The coffee was special and wonderful indeed, but his stomach is accustomed with getting fed after coffee, or else it would scream in protest.
Oh my goodness, hopefully he will not need to go to the bathroom, at least not before his home’s intruders are gone!

“Mmm, Guang Guang, these are the best pork chops I have ever eaten! Or being in love might have made me so hungry that I just can’t have enough?
The taste and smell are heaven, mmmm!
Also, it’s nice a change, I love the feeling of eating like this, with a friend in a small kitchen, not in a fancy restaurant with snobbish people or women who see in me only a sack of money.”, Zhan spoke, his moaning getting insane the frustrated man from behind the locked workshop door.

Yibo congratulated himself in his mind, for not cleaning the room after the last time spending on there, and picked up from the small table a half eaten banana, already black…but you know what they say: bananas are sweeter when overly ripe.
He has never eaten a banana that good!
The small melted candy found in the crumpled paper bag thrown on the floor and the half soda can with stale taste had his royal feast, completed.

As soon as it will be over, and the two friends will leave, Yibo will run straight to uncle Li Jie’s shop and will devour dozens of pork chops, that’s a promise!
But for now it was all pretty alright!…

At least he’d thought so…

“C’mon Zhan Zhan, tell me! Was that boyfriend thingy a joke or you were being serious?”, the composer mumbled, still mouth full.

“No, it was not a joke, but I have no more time to tell you.
I am already very late.
I don’t have time not even to take care of Jiùxīng, look at the poor soul, how she salivates watching us eating! I would give her from these pork chops, but I have no idea what are cats allowed to eat, and I don’t want to get her sick or, god forbid, to kill the tenant’s cat.”

“I’d want someone to look at me the way Jiùxīng looks at this meat from my hand, ha, ha.”, Xia laughed.

Zhan’s voice was coming closer and closer, sign that he was getting out from the kitchen, maybe getting ready to leave:
“Look, I have a great idea, Guang Guang you remain here and while waiting for me to come back from the meeting, you could take care of Jiùxīng, feed her with that special cat food you bought and also give her some water.
Search around, it must be a litter box somewhere and eventually put her for a piss or something, after feeding her.
I have no idea what a cat needs, but I want her to be happy, because I owe her big!
Jiùxīng saved me from that crazy woman who wanted to suck me!
No, no, not that!
To suck my nose, ha, ha!
I will tell you everything when I will be back, now I really have to go!
Bye Guang Guang, take care of Jiùxīng, I hope to be back in two or three hours!”

Yibo would have laughed, imagining Xia’s dumbfounded face at Zhan’s words, but he was in no mood to laugh.
Elsa, his cat, would be in a better position for laughing…lucky little beast, being treated like a queen, while her master is kept in captivity!

Two or three hours more, or maybe even more, dammit!

Three hours had passed already and Zhan was still not back, and Yibo was badly needing to use the toilet!
He took the risk and cracked the door a bit for a peek: the composer was sitting on the couch, scribbling something on a paper, maybe composing a song.
It was great that his ears were covered by headphones, so he wouldn’t hear Yibo if…

But after a few more minutes Xia Zhiguang fell asleep on the couch, so Yibo’s plan to sneak out from the workshop room to the bathroom got ruined!
It was way too dangerous to walk by the asleep man, even though he was wearing headphones!

How could he make this annoying Xia guy leave the main room and make him eventually go to the kitchen?

His eyes landed on the laser toy he bought for Elsa a few weeks ago and a smart idea popped into his mind!

He cracked the door slightly and started to entice the cat by walking the red laser spot on the wall and on the carpet.

Suddenly he stopped the flashy point on the asleep man’s crotch, moving it only slightly, yet enough for catching Elsa’s full attention.
When the cat started wiggling her aSs, Yibo knew that his plan was about to get accomplished.
Poor Guang Guang threw himself to the ground while screaming in horror and pain, with Elsa’s claws still clenched onto her victim’s most sensitive body parts!

The composer managed somehow to unclench the cat’s claws, then rose her up, shaking and yelling at her:
“You prick, after buying you food, feeding and pampering you?
You’re lucky that Zhan Zhan wants you happy for I don’t know what weird reasons, otherwise I would have kicked your aSs down from the window, you horrible monster!”

“Sorry, Elsa, I promise to make up to you, but I really needed your help!
And sorry man for your pain, I hope it was not in vain!
Now, please leave the fu*king room, I’m about to piss my pants, I don’t know for how long I can hold it!”, Yibo growled.

Finally it happened, Xia left!

Not to the kitchen, but to the bathroom!!!

Damn!

Yibo tiptoed as fast and as silent he could, to the kitchen, grabbing the cat in his way.
He trapped Elsa between the wall and the wooden bank corner, knowing that she would protest with loud caterwauls.

Yibo didn’t have time to run back to his secret hiding-room, but at least he managed to hide behind the couch by the time the composer came out from the bathroom.

Luckily Elsa helped her owner again, by catching Xia’s attention with her noisy whining.
The man finally walked away to the kitchen and Yibo was finally able to sneak on the lobby and from there to the bathroom!

Phewww!
He has never thought before, about how satisfying having a pee could be!

He could not take the risk to flush the toilet, it would have been too loud!
Sorry Xia Zhiguang, but you will be the one to get blamed for not flushing after using the toilet!

One more scary endeavor, and he will get back safely inside his hiding-place!
He carefully cracked the bathroom door, but…
F.U.C.K!!!
Steps were coming closer and closer!
What a…?!
Didn’t he already go to the bathroom before?
Yibo had time only for jumping into the bathtub, behind the plastic curtain, that Xia was already taking a seat on the toilet bowl, mumbling about how he remembers that he flushed the toilet.

God dammit!
It was not enough that Yibo forgot to empty the bathtub after giving Elsa a bath, before going away for the so-called New Yorker trip!
It was not enough that now he is drenching himself in the cat’s dirty water, but also he is forced to inhale Xia’s overly “perfumed” sh!t smell!
Yibo was desperately gasping for air: “Pfew, huff, what a fu*k man? You ate pork chops, not Mexican beans!”

He didn’t even remember how he managed to sneak back inside the workshop, not caring anymore about the wet trails left behind him, along the lobby floor tiles and the room carpet.
It was a big luck that Xia got dehydrated from the massive sh!tting, therefore he went to the kitchen to drink water.

Anyway, Wang Yibo was finally safe!
Soaked like a stray dog in the rain, and almost choked to death…but safe!

He congratulated himself for leaving Elsa’s blanket in the workshop, even if it was a too small piece of fabric, at least it was dry.
He stripped off from the wet clothes and wiped his hair and trembling body, not caring about the cat fur strings gluing all over his skin.

He grabbed at the last moment the pillow from the small leather sofa, to muffle the long string of sneezes…
Great, now he will get sick!
And not be allowed to kiss, or not even date Xiao Zhan!

Xiao Zhan!

Zhan Zhan!

Should he tell him the truth and get over with all this craziness?

But what will he think about Yibo?

Would he still wish to date a person like this?

No, not a chance, nobody likes liars!

Zhan not only will not want to date him anymore, but he will be disgusted and will hate Yibo for sure!

No, he can’t tell the truth…not yet!
He is aware that any lies are coming to the light at some point, and everything will be over, but he wants to have more from the wonderful sensations he had experienced that morning…
He wants more from love, he wants more from Xiao Zhan!

And when it will be over, it will be over!

Xiao Zhan was home for a few hours already, but his friend still didn’t leave.
He asked him to spend with him, his first night in his new home, and to have a drink while telling him about the exciting things that happened to him that day.

Wang Yibo understood by now that he had no chance left!
He was doomed to spend the night sleeping crumpled on the small, cold, leather sofa…
And what was even worse, he was forced to listen to Zhan’s sweet giggles, while having fun with other than him!
Yes, he knows that Xia Zhiguang is nothing but his best friend, and it’s normal to act so close to him, but still, Yibo can’t help himself not to feel a sharp sting of jealousy, each time Zhan was laughing at Xia’s jokes or he was cooing “I love you Guang Guang!”

Yibo could tell that the two were dead drunk at some point…
Maybe they would blank out soon and he could take advantage, and sneak out from the apartment.

“I’m not drunk, ha, ha, ha!
You are hic, hic, drunk!”, Zhan shouted between cute hiccups.

“What are you talking about, Zhan Zhan?
You are the person with the lowest alcohol tolerance I have ever seen, ha, ha, ha!
We are both drunk, but you are dead drunk!”, yelled back the composer.

“You are lying!
And I hate liars!
Hic, hic, let’s make a test!
We will stand on one foot while watching the ceiling, and the first falling down to the ground will be the loser!
L.O.S.E.R!
The winner will write on the loser’s forehead with a marker the word LOSER!
Hic, hic, excuse me, seems like I have the hiccups!”, Zhan spoke in a cute funny way, with a gurgling in the back of his throat.

Yibo was tormented between spazzing at his drunk boyfriend’s cuteness, getting jealous at the closeness to his best friend and worrying at Zhan’s statement about hating liars. 

When a deep silence fell over the house, Yibo assumed that the two friends might have fallen asleep, so he carefully cracked the door.
He tiptoed silently to the couch and smiled with affection at the funny, but cute, as well, sight.

Xia was lying onto his back, sprawled out on the carpeted floor, black marker scribbling adorning his forehead, and Zhan was lying flat onto his stomach on the couch, with a leg and an arm hanging down.
Elsa was snoring lightly , cuddled comfortably onto Zhan’s perked, yet fluffy aSs.

Even though it was risky, Yibo lifted Zhan’s limbs on the couch, caressed lightly his soft hair and planted a butterfly kiss onto his rosy cheek, before fleeing away from the captivity. 

A/n:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Same story with no pics/gifs inserted along the text

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“What the hell is he doing here?
Didn’t he say that he is in big hurry for an urgent office meeting?
At least I was quick enough and locked myself inside the workshop!”, Yibo mumbled to himself, while trying to calm down his wild heart beating…

Damn!
That was close!

But now what?

Maybe he only brought from the hotel room those personal stuff he was talking about, then he will leave for the meeting.

And Yibo got the confirmation of his assumption when heard Zhan’s voice, who was talking on the phone, probably with the composer:
“Don’t worry, Guang Guang, nobody knows about this address, not even my father.
I’ve told only you and my boyfriend.
Calm down and don’t scream like that!
Of course you should have been the first to know, but it has just happened a half an hour ago!
And I drove first to the hotel to pick up some clothes, office documents, my laptop and other stuff, then, as you see, I’ve called you right away.
No, I haven’t eaten yet, just coffee…hmm, a very special coffee I may say, you should try it, too.”

The ecstatic Yibo started doing a silent happy dance at the word “boyfriend”…

But his euphoria was cut shortly by the next words:
“Only if you will come quickly, I’ve told you that I have no time.
Okay, you know the address, it’s easy to reach over here.
Whatever, some cereals and milk will be fine for now.
But on your way here, please stop by a pet shop and buy some food for Jiùxīng, too.
No, it’s not my boyfriend’s name, ha, ha, Jiùxīng it’s my cat, actually the original tenant’s cat.
But we will talk more when you will be here, now hurry, I don’t have much time left, and as you know my father could ask me for a video conference during the meeting.”

Fu*k!!!
Now Xia Zhiguang will be here, too!
Calm down Wang Yibo, anyway, they will just eat quickly, then leave soon after, because of Zhan’s important meeting!
And you will be able to leave, right after that!

                                                                             -000-

Luckily, the workshop door was sound-proof cushioned, so the two, eating in the living room, couldn’t hear Yibo’s stomach that was rumbling loudly.
He was really hungry, especially now, when listening to their moans of delight while savoring the pork chops that the composer bought from a street shop around the corner, Yibo’s favorite…
What a hell, didn’t Xiao Zhan tell him that some cereals and milk would be fine?!

The coffee was special and wonderful indeed, but his stomach is accustomed with getting fed after coffee, or else it would scream in protest.
Oh my goodness, hopefully he will not need to go to the bathroom, at least not before his home’s intruders are gone!

“Mmm, Guang Guang, these are the best pork chops I have ever eaten! Or being in love might have made me so hungry that I just can’t have enough?
The taste and smell are heaven, mmmm!
Also, it’s nice a change, I love the feeling of eating like this, with a friend in a small kitchen, not in a fancy restaurant with snobbish people or women who see in me only a sack of money.”, Zhan spoke, his moaning getting insane the frustrated man from behind the locked workshop door.

Yibo congratulated himself in his mind, for not cleaning the room after the last time spending on there, and picked up from the small table a half eaten banana, already black…but you know what they say: bananas are sweeter when overly ripe.
He has never eaten a banana that good!
The small melted candy found in the crumpled paper bag thrown on the floor and the half soda can with stale taste had his royal feast, completed.

As soon as it will be over, and the two friends will leave, Yibo will run straight to uncle Li Jie’s shop and will devour dozens of pork chops, that’s a promise!
But for now it was all pretty alright!…

At least he’d thought so…

“C’mon Zhan Zhan, tell me! Was that boyfriend thingy a joke or you were being serious?”, the composer mumbled, still mouth full.

“No, it was not a joke, but I have no more time to tell you.
I am already very late.
I don’t have time not even to take care of Jiùxīng, look at the poor soul, how she salivates watching us eating! I would give her from these pork chops, but I have no idea what are cats allowed to eat, and I don’t want to get her sick or, god forbid, to kill the tenant’s cat.”

“I’d want someone to look at me the way Jiùxīng looks at this meat from my hand, ha, ha.”, Xia laughed.

Zhan’s voice was coming closer and closer, sign that he was getting out from the kitchen, maybe getting ready to leave:
“Look, I have a great idea, Guang Guang you remain here and while waiting for me to come back from the meeting, you could take care of Jiùxīng, feed her with that special cat food you bought and also give her some water.
Search around, it must be a litter box somewhere and eventually put her for a piss or something, after feeding her.
I have no idea what a cat needs, but I want her to be happy, because I owe her big!
Jiùxīng saved me from that crazy woman who wanted to suck me!
No, no, not that!
To suck my nose, ha, ha!
I will tell you everything when I will be back, now I really have to go!
Bye Guang Guang, take care of Jiùxīng, I hope to be back in two or three hours!”

Yibo would have laughed, imagining Xia’s dumbfounded face at Zhan’s words, but he was in no mood to laugh.
Elsa, his cat, would be in a better position for laughing…lucky little beast, being treated like a queen, while her master is kept in captivity!

Two or three hours more, or maybe even more, dammit!

                                                                           -000-

Three hours had passed already and Zhan was still not back, and Yibo was badly needing to use the toilet!
He took the risk and cracked the door a bit for a peek: the composer was sitting on the couch, scribbling something on a paper, maybe composing a song.
It was great that his ears were covered by headphones, so he wouldn’t hear Yibo if…

But after a few more minutes Xia Zhiguang fell asleep on the couch, so Yibo’s plan to sneak out from the workshop room to the bathroom got ruined!
It was way too dangerous to walk by the asleep man, even though he was wearing headphones!

How could he make this annoying Xia guy leave the main room and make him eventually go to the kitchen?

His eyes landed on the laser toy he bought for Elsa a few weeks ago and a smart idea popped into his mind!

He cracked the door slightly and started to entice the cat by walking the red laser spot on the wall and on the carpet.

Suddenly he stopped the flashy point on the asleep man’s crotch, moving it only slightly, yet enough for catching Elsa’s full attention.
When the cat started wiggling her aSs, Yibo knew that his plan was about to get accomplished.
Poor Guang Guang threw himself to the ground while screaming in horror and pain, with Elsa’s claws still clenched onto her victim’s most sensitive body parts!

The composer managed somehow to unclench the cat’s claws, then rose her up, shaking and yelling at her:
“You prick, after buying you food, feeding and pampering you?
You’re lucky that Zhan Zhan wants you happy for I don’t know what weird reasons, otherwise I would have kicked your aSs down from the window, you horrible monster!”

“Sorry, Elsa, I promise to make up to you, but I really needed your help!
And sorry man for your pain, I hope it was not in vain!
Now, please leave the fu*king room, I’m about to piss my pants, I don’t know for how long I can hold it!”, Yibo growled.

Finally it happened, Xia left!

Not to the kitchen, but to the bathroom!!!

Damn!

Yibo tiptoed as fast and as silent he could, to the kitchen, grabbing the cat in his way.
He trapped Elsa between the wall and the wooden bank corner, knowing that she would protest with loud caterwauls.

Yibo didn’t have time to run back to his secret hiding-room, but at least he managed to hide behind the couch by the time the composer came out from the bathroom.

Luckily Elsa helped her owner again, by catching Xia’s attention with her noisy whining.
The man finally walked away to the kitchen and Yibo was finally able to sneak on the lobby and from there to the bathroom!

Phewww!
He has never thought before, about how satisfying having a pee could be!

He could not take the risk to flush the toilet, it would have been too loud!
Sorry Xia Zhiguang, but you will be the one to get blamed for not flushing after using the toilet!

One more scary endeavor, and he will get back safely inside his hiding-place!
He carefully cracked the bathroom door, but…
F.U.C.K!!!
Steps were coming closer and closer!
What a…?!
Didn’t he already go to the bathroom before?
Yibo had time only for jumping into the bathtub, behind the plastic curtain, that Xia was already taking a seat on the toilet bowl, mumbling about how he remembers that he flushed the toilet.

God dammit!
It was not enough that Yibo forgot to empty the bathtub after giving Elsa a bath, before going away for the so-called New Yorker trip!
It was not enough that now he is drenching himself in the cat’s dirty water, but also he is forced to inhale Xia’s overly “perfumed” sh!t smell!
Yibo was desperately gasping for air: “Pfew, huff, what a fu*k man? You ate pork chops, not Mexican beans!”

He didn’t even remember how he managed to sneak back inside the workshop, not caring anymore about the wet trails left behind him, along the lobby floor tiles and the room carpet.
It was a big luck that Xia got dehydrated from the massive sh!tting, therefore he went to the kitchen to drink water.

Anyway, Wang Yibo was finally safe!
Soaked like a stray dog in the rain, and almost choked to death…but safe!

He congratulated himself for leaving Elsa’s blanket in the workshop, even if it was a too small piece of fabric, at least it was dry.
He stripped off from the wet clothes and wiped his hair and trembling body, not caring about the cat fur strings gluing all over his skin.

He grabbed at the last moment the pillow from the small leather sofa, to muffle the long string of sneezes…
Great, now he will get sick!
And not be allowed to kiss, or not even date Xiao Zhan!

Xiao Zhan!

Zhan Zhan!

Should he tell him the truth and get over with all this craziness?

But what will he think about Yibo?

Would he still wish to date a person like this?

No, not a chance, nobody likes liars!

Zhan not only will not want to date him anymore, but he will be disgusted and will hate Yibo for sure!

No, he can’t tell the truth…not yet!
He is aware that any lies are coming to the light at some point, and everything will be over, but he wants to have more from the wonderful sensations he had experienced that morning…
He wants more from love, he wants more from Xiao Zhan!

And when it will be over, it will be over!

                                                                         -000-

Xiao Zhan was home for a few hours already, but his friend still didn’t leave.
He asked him to spend with him, his first night in his new home, and to have a drink while telling him about the exciting things that happened to him that day.

Wang Yibo understood by now that he had no chance left!
He was doomed to spend the night sleeping crumpled on the small, cold, leather sofa…
And what was even worse, he was forced to listen to Zhan’s sweet giggles, while having fun with other than him!
Yes, he knows that Xia Zhiguang is nothing but his best friend, and it’s normal to act so close to him, but still, Yibo can’t help himself not to feel a sharp sting of jealousy, each time Zhan was laughing at Xia’s jokes or he was cooing “I love you Guang Guang!”

Yibo could tell that the two were dead drunk at some point…
Maybe they would blank out soon and he could take advantage, and sneak out from the apartment.

“I’m not drunk, ha, ha, ha!
You are hic, hic, drunk!”, Zhan shouted between cute hiccups.

“What are you talking about, Zhan Zhan?
You are the person with the lowest alcohol tolerance I have ever seen, ha, ha, ha!
We are both drunk, but you are dead drunk!”, yelled back the composer.

“You are lying!
And I hate liars!
Hic, hic, let’s make a test!
We will stand on one foot while watching the ceiling, and the first falling down to the ground will be the loser!
L.O.S.E.R!
The winner will write on the loser’s forehead with a marker the word LOSER!
Hic, hic, excuse me, seems like I have the hiccups!”, Zhan spoke in a cute funny way, with a gurgling in the back of his throat.

Yibo was tormented between spazzing at his drunk boyfriend’s cuteness, getting jealous at the closeness to his best friend and worrying at Zhan’s statement about hating liars. 

When a deep silence fell over the house, Yibo assumed that the two friends might have fallen asleep, so he carefully cracked the door.
He tiptoed silently to the couch and smiled with affection at the funny, but cute, as well, sight.

Xia was lying onto his back, sprawled out on the carpeted floor, black marker scribbling adorning his forehead, and Zhan was lying flat onto his stomach on the couch, with a leg and an arm hanging down.
Elsa was snoring lightly , cuddled comfortably onto Zhan’s perked, yet fluffy aSs.

Even though it was risky, Yibo lifted Zhan’s limbs on the couch, caressed lightly his soft hair and planted a butterfly kiss onto his rosy cheek, before fleeing away from the captivity. 

[text_hash] => a45b147d
)