“I♥U”, it’s not a lie! [boyxboy]✔️ - 04 The tenant

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Yibo exhaled in relief when he had finally found himself alone in the safety of his apartment.
He locked the door, pulled closed the curtains and dropped his exhausted form onto the couch, checking his wristwatch.
It was almost 9AM, still had two hours ahead to prepare himself for the date.

THE!…date!

No matter the level of exhaustion, Yibo was so, so excited!
What should he wear?
Should he dress casually or maybe wear something more sophisticated?
Oh, wear…clothes!!
Sh!t!!!!
All of his best clothes are in a suitcase, flying to New York, dammit!

He did a quick internet research and made a call to request for his luggage to be sent back at his address from Beijing.

He was just ending the call, when his attention was caught by a noise.
Sound of a key shoved in the front door keyhole…

What a fu*king fu*k?!!!!

He didn’t have much more time to wonder about what a hell was happening, but Shen Yue’s voice mingled with other unknown voices reached his ears, coming from the lobby direction.

Luckily the living room is a walk-through room to other two rooms of the rented apartment: a bedroom and a small storeroom, which Yibo had converted into his workshop.

His intelligent brain weighed quickly the situation, then he chose the second door.
He sneaked inside the workshop, locking carefully the door behind him, the bedroom door not being lockable.

Yibo plastered his ear against the wooden door, and listened to his sister’s voice:
“I need to apologize in advance for the eventual weird stuff you might find, but I didn’t have time to come and clean the apartment.
My brother has just left this morning and you, my dear Cheng Xiao, you should have contacted me sooner.
I didn’t even have time to ask for my brother’s permission to sub-lease his apartment.
Luckily it’s only for a week, exactly for the time he will be gone.
I do this only because you are my friend and you seemed in that phone call pretty desperate, I wonder why?
Anyway, my brother would kill me if he would know!”

“You bet, I will kill you!
The f*ck, Jiějiě, how much money do you get from renting my sh!tty apartment, for one single week?
And who the hell is this Cheng Xiao friend, about whom I have never heard before?”, Yibo growled, as silently as he could.

“He doesn’t even have to know. Mr Xiao, my client, will use the house only till the end of the week, so he will be already gone by the time your brother will come back from his trip.
And the money is great, you will pass out when you will see the check file!”, a female voice spoke, sounding familiar, somehow, to the hidden boy.

“Why the hell would this Mr Xiao need to use my house and not a pension or a hotel apartment?
What if he is some kind of a lawbreaker, intending to do who knows what weird stuff in my home?
To convert my kitchen in a drug lab or to chop a corpse in my bathtub…brrr!”, Yibo quivered in horror…

Then something happened!!!

The tenant spoke for the first time:
“Your brother will not even notice that somebody was here, I will do my best to not to change anything, actually I will be here mostly in the night time for sleeping, as I will be pretty busy with…my work, the day time.”

That voice!!!

Mr Xiao…of course!

Now everything makes sense!

In Yibo’s brain started to run images from the hotel’s meeting: the heir, Mr Xia, mr Xiao Zhan!
He remembered that Mr Xiao Zhan asked his lover, best friend or whatever the composer is to him, to contact a real estate agent for renting a common apartment, for a week.
His apartment was more than common!

So that Cheng Xiao woman might be the real estate agent, but why does Yibo finds her voice so familiar?

He badly needs to take a peek!

Shen Yue answered a phone call, then she apologized to the other two, announcing them that she was needed on somewhere else.

“Cheng Xiao, I suppose you will have no problem to make the presentation without me, the apartment has not much of a mystery, this is the kitchen, you will find the bathroom and the bedroom to show them to Mr Xiao Zhan.
As for that small room, it’s locked as I was sure it would be.
My brother cares the most about his workshop, he doesn’t let anyone to enter there.
Anyways, it would be useless to you, Mr Xiao Zhan, it’s small like a closet. ” , She Yue laughed, checking out the door knob one more time, before going back to the kitchen.

And that sweet voice accelerated again Yibo’s heart:
“No problem, miss Shen Yue, you can go, here is the check file, I take the apartment, it’s more than perfect. The neighborhood is perfect, too.
Have a good day, miss Shen Yue, and do not worry, your brother will find his home the same as it was when he left it!”

“So, are you a model, or what?
You said you will be busy with work, what exactly is your work?”, the female voice meowed, after Yue had left the tenant in her friend’s care.

“Ahem, not a model, I’m just a common employee of a random accountancy office, ahem.”, the heir cleared his voice awkwardly.

“The cutie is not too good at lying, he should take a few lessons from me.”, Yibo smiled to himself with amusement, but a bitter amusement nevertheless.
Actually he has never enjoyed lying, just that life is forcing him, sometimes, to do that.

“Really?
I’d never have thought that such a beauty like yours can be buried in an office.
Everything is perfect about you, can I suck you?”, the woman blurted, causing the tenant to gasp in shock and Yibo to almost pass out.

“Whaaat?!!!”, Yibo could imagine the outraged man’s face, hearing clearly how he was gasping for air.

“Oh, no, no, not that!
Your nose…I really want to suck your nose.
You see, I have this fetish, to suck noses.
And yours looks so cute, small, delicate and sharp.
Don’t be scared, if you don’t want me to suck it, let me at least to feel that sharp tip by poking it with the flatness of my tongue.
Please, it will be over in a second.
Please…”, the woman begged, while Yibo was hearing some rustling sounds.
He assumed that the cutie was trying to escape from the nose sucker’s attack…

Now he understood why the woman’s voice seemed to him so familiar: she was the crazy number 1 kisser from the agency!
But how on earth she was his sister’s friend?

He needs to do something to save Xiao Zhan from that creature who could be mentally deranged and even dangerous!

When he sneaked inside his workshop, his cat slipped in the room along with him, so Yibo tied from her tail an empty soda can with some coins in it, unlocked carefully the door and pushed the cat outside through the small crack of the door:
“Go, Elsa, go!”

“What is that noise?!”, the woman startled.

“Awww, a kitty, I love kitties!
Come here Jiùxīng!”, the heir spoke,causing Yibo to squeal internally at the loving, honey voice.

“Jiùxīng? (A/n: Savior in Chinese)
How do you know the cat’s name, and how do you even know there was a cat here?
Seems like Shen Yue forgot to mention about this!
Keep that demon away from me!
Atchoo, atchoo!
Sh!t, I hate cats!
I’m allergic!”, the woman screamed, starting to sneeze in a row.

“Look, lady, I am in some kind of a hurry, I have, in a few, a very important appointment.
Besides, you are allergic at cats, so we should just leave.
As I said the apartment is perfect, thank you so much for your service, I will recommend you to all my friends who would need a real estate agent, but now I really need to go.”

“Can we drink at least a coffee?”, the annoying nose sucker insisted.

“Give up, b!tch!
He’s way out of your league!”, Yibo screamed silently, pulling his hair in frustration.

“I’m so sorry, but I can’t drink more than a coffee a day, and I am expected for a coffee by someone important whom I really don’t want to let him wait.”, the cutie replied.

“Him?
Your boyfriend?
Oh my god, you’re gay?
Of course you are, you couldn’t have resisted my charm, otherwise!
Okay, let’s leave, here are the apartment keys.
We could share a cab, if you want.
Maybe you will introduce your boyfriend to me, I am really curious, I bet he is a beauty, too.”

“God, woman, let it go!”, Yibo rolled his eyes, a huge smile brightening his whole face at the kisser’s next words.

“Yes, he is a beauty indeed, but it’s not everything about his beauty, I like way too many things about him…
Anyway, please go ahead, I can call for a cab for you if you want.
I’m going to remain here for few more minutes.
Before you ask why…I need to prepare myself, to take a pee, wash my hands, fix my hair, things like that.
Good bye miss Cheng Xiao, it was a pleasure to meet you.”

The hidden man’s heart froze at the steps coming closer and closer, after the front door was heard being locked from the inside.

The steps halted right in front of the workshop door!

Oh goodness, did he figure me out?!

Yibo muffled his relieved exhale when Xiao Zhan called the cat who was scratching at the door:
“Come Jiùxīng, your daddy is not home, it will be me to take care of you from now on, for a week.
Let’s look for something to eat for you, and if we will not find any, I promise to bring you some.
I will be busy for awhile, but I promise to buy something yummy for you.”

Dammit, Wang Yibo, you will make him again to wait for you!

You can not reach the coffee shop before him, not even if you would call for a space rocket, instead for a cab!

Please, God, puncture his damn Lamborghini’s wheel or something, make him late and let me arrive first, before him!

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Yibo exhaled in relief when he had finally found himself alone in the safety of his apartment.
He locked the door, pulled closed the curtains and dropped his exhausted form onto the couch, checking his wristwatch.
It was almost 9AM, still had two hours ahead to prepare himself for the date.

THE!…date!

No matter the level of exhaustion, Yibo was so, so excited!
What should he wear?
Should he dress casually or maybe wear something more sophisticated?
Oh, wear…clothes!!
Sh!t!!!!
All of his best clothes are in a suitcase, flying to New York, dammit!

He did a quick internet research and made a call to request for his luggage to be sent back at his address from Beijing.

He was just ending the call, when his attention was caught by a noise.
Sound of a key shoved in the front door keyhole…

What a fu*king fu*k?!!!!

He didn’t have much more time to wonder about what a hell was happening, but Shen Yue’s voice mingled with other unknown voices reached his ears, coming from the lobby direction.

Luckily the living room is a walk-through room to other two rooms of the rented apartment: a bedroom and a small storeroom, which Yibo had converted into his workshop.

His intelligent brain weighed quickly the situation, then he chose the second door.
He sneaked inside the workshop, locking carefully the door behind him, the bedroom door not being lockable.

Yibo plastered his ear against the wooden door, and listened to his sister’s voice:
“I need to apologize in advance for the eventual weird stuff you might find, but I didn’t have time to come and clean the apartment.
My brother has just left this morning and you, my dear Cheng Xiao, you should have contacted me sooner.
I didn’t even have time to ask for my brother’s permission to sub-lease his apartment.
Luckily it’s only for a week, exactly for the time he will be gone.
I do this only because you are my friend and you seemed in that phone call pretty desperate, I wonder why?
Anyway, my brother would kill me if he would know!”

“You bet, I will kill you!
The f*ck, Jiějiě, how much money do you get from renting my sh!tty apartment, for one single week?
And who the hell is this Cheng Xiao friend, about whom I have never heard before?”, Yibo growled, as silently as he could.

“He doesn’t even have to know. Mr Xiao, my client, will use the house only till the end of the week, so he will be already gone by the time your brother will come back from his trip.
And the money is great, you will pass out when you will see the check file!”, a female voice spoke, sounding familiar, somehow, to the hidden boy.

“Why the hell would this Mr Xiao need to use my house and not a pension or a hotel apartment?
What if he is some kind of a lawbreaker, intending to do who knows what weird stuff in my home?
To convert my kitchen in a drug lab or to chop a corpse in my bathtub…brrr!”, Yibo quivered in horror…

Then something happened!!!

The tenant spoke for the first time:
“Your brother will not even notice that somebody was here, I will do my best to not to change anything, actually I will be here mostly in the night time for sleeping, as I will be pretty busy with…my work, the day time.”

That voice!!!

Mr Xiao…of course!

Now everything makes sense!

In Yibo’s brain started to run images from the hotel’s meeting: the heir, Mr Xia, mr Xiao Zhan!
He remembered that Mr Xiao Zhan asked his lover, best friend or whatever the composer is to him, to contact a real estate agent for renting a common apartment, for a week.
His apartment was more than common!

So that Cheng Xiao woman might be the real estate agent, but why does Yibo finds her voice so familiar?

He badly needs to take a peek!

Shen Yue answered a phone call, then she apologized to the other two, announcing them that she was needed on somewhere else.

“Cheng Xiao, I suppose you will have no problem to make the presentation without me, the apartment has not much of a mystery, this is the kitchen, you will find the bathroom and the bedroom to show them to Mr Xiao Zhan.
As for that small room, it’s locked as I was sure it would be.
My brother cares the most about his workshop, he doesn’t let anyone to enter there.
Anyways, it would be useless to you, Mr Xiao Zhan, it’s small like a closet. ” , She Yue laughed, checking out the door knob one more time, before going back to the kitchen.

And that sweet voice accelerated again Yibo’s heart:
“No problem, miss Shen Yue, you can go, here is the check file, I take the apartment, it’s more than perfect. The neighborhood is perfect, too.
Have a good day, miss Shen Yue, and do not worry, your brother will find his home the same as it was when he left it!”

“So, are you a model, or what?
You said you will be busy with work, what exactly is your work?”, the female voice meowed, after Yue had left the tenant in her friend’s care.

“Ahem, not a model, I’m just a common employee of a random accountancy office, ahem.”, the heir cleared his voice awkwardly.

“The cutie is not too good at lying, he should take a few lessons from me.”, Yibo smiled to himself with amusement, but a bitter amusement nevertheless.
Actually he has never enjoyed lying, just that life is forcing him, sometimes, to do that.

“Really?
I’d never have thought that such a beauty like yours can be buried in an office.
Everything is perfect about you, can I suck you?”, the woman blurted, causing the tenant to gasp in shock and Yibo to almost pass out.

“Whaaat?!!!”, Yibo could imagine the outraged man’s face, hearing clearly how he was gasping for air.

“Oh, no, no, not that!
Your nose…I really want to suck your nose.
You see, I have this fetish, to suck noses.
And yours looks so cute, small, delicate and sharp.
Don’t be scared, if you don’t want me to suck it, let me at least to feel that sharp tip by poking it with the flatness of my tongue.
Please, it will be over in a second.
Please…”, the woman begged, while Yibo was hearing some rustling sounds.
He assumed that the cutie was trying to escape from the nose sucker’s attack…

Now he understood why the woman’s voice seemed to him so familiar: she was the crazy number 1 kisser from the agency!
But how on earth she was his sister’s friend?

He needs to do something to save Xiao Zhan from that creature who could be mentally deranged and even dangerous!

When he sneaked inside his workshop, his cat slipped in the room along with him, so Yibo tied from her tail an empty soda can with some coins in it, unlocked carefully the door and pushed the cat outside through the small crack of the door:
“Go, Elsa, go!”

“What is that noise?!”, the woman startled.

“Awww, a kitty, I love kitties!
Come here Jiùxīng!”, the heir spoke,causing Yibo to squeal internally at the loving, honey voice.

“Jiùxīng? (A/n: Savior in Chinese)
How do you know the cat’s name, and how do you even know there was a cat here?
Seems like Shen Yue forgot to mention about this!
Keep that demon away from me!
Atchoo, atchoo!
Sh!t, I hate cats!
I’m allergic!”, the woman screamed, starting to sneeze in a row.

“Look, lady, I am in some kind of a hurry, I have, in a few, a very important appointment.
Besides, you are allergic at cats, so we should just leave.
As I said the apartment is perfect, thank you so much for your service, I will recommend you to all my friends who would need a real estate agent, but now I really need to go.”

“Can we drink at least a coffee?”, the annoying nose sucker insisted.

“Give up, b!tch!
He’s way out of your league!”, Yibo screamed silently, pulling his hair in frustration.

“I’m so sorry, but I can’t drink more than a coffee a day, and I am expected for a coffee by someone important whom I really don’t want to let him wait.”, the cutie replied.

“Him?
Your boyfriend?
Oh my god, you’re gay?
Of course you are, you couldn’t have resisted my charm, otherwise!
Okay, let’s leave, here are the apartment keys.
We could share a cab, if you want.
Maybe you will introduce your boyfriend to me, I am really curious, I bet he is a beauty, too.”

“God, woman, let it go!”, Yibo rolled his eyes, a huge smile brightening his whole face at the kisser’s next words.

“Yes, he is a beauty indeed, but it’s not everything about his beauty, I like way too many things about him…
Anyway, please go ahead, I can call for a cab for you if you want.
I’m going to remain here for few more minutes.
Before you ask why…I need to prepare myself, to take a pee, wash my hands, fix my hair, things like that.
Good bye miss Cheng Xiao, it was a pleasure to meet you.”

The hidden man’s heart froze at the steps coming closer and closer, after the front door was heard being locked from the inside.

The steps halted right in front of the workshop door!

Oh goodness, did he figure me out?!

Yibo muffled his relieved exhale when Xiao Zhan called the cat who was scratching at the door:
“Come Jiùxīng, your daddy is not home, it will be me to take care of you from now on, for a week.
Let’s look for something to eat for you, and if we will not find any, I promise to bring you some.
I will be busy for awhile, but I promise to buy something yummy for you.”

Dammit, Wang Yibo, you will make him again to wait for you!

You can not reach the coffee shop before him, not even if you would call for a space rocket, instead for a cab!

Please, God, puncture his damn Lamborghini’s wheel or something, make him late and let me arrive first, before him!

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