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Author note: As I said before, I will publish the smut content of “How did you get into my life?” in a separated book, as to keep the main story as a non-MRated story for the readers who are underaged or simply don’t read 🔞
You can find the said story by looking for the similar cover as this one, with the difference that it has the 🔞 sign applied somewhere in the cover’s frame.
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A/n: As for this chapter, I will insert here the first part that is mostly an introductive non-MRated part, except a few spicy words… And I will publish the whole chapter completed with the smut content in the separate book I was talking about above.
The completed chapter is coming in a few days. I apologize, as usual for the long wait!
Wei WuXian was terribly worried that his baobei was lying a bit saying that he was awfully tired lately.
Yes, he was aware that JiJi is going through a stressful period with his new job, afraid that he would not be up to the employee’s expectations, or he would not be good enough to be respected by his young pupils, but still…
They haven’t made love for a few days already!
What if his orange d!ck was actually the reason? What if his baobei was disgusted with him? He doesn’t even kiss him anymore, out of the blue like he always did in the past!
That cursed tanning ointment had faded from his palms, but a slight tint of orange was still refusing to entirely fade away from his pen!s. dammit!
These were Wei WuXian’s tormenting thoughts while sneaking out of the apartment after JiJi entered the bathroom to take a shower.
He hurried to the drugstore around the corner, as a brilliant idea popped up into his mind while they watched together, JiJi’s favorite movie, The Star Wars series!
“Do you by any chance have condoms? Glow-in-the-dark condoms?”, he exasperatedly whispered the third time already, as the old drugstore cashier was not understanding at all the customer’s words, mumbled between lots of coughs.
“Oh, I get it now!
ChenChen darling! Bring me a pack from those glowing condoms, please!”, he shouted to, probably his wife, while the flustered customer was trying everything to shush him, but to no avail.
WuXian exited the drugstore on the run, trying to ignore the other customers’ smirks or thumbs up.
“I’m taking a longer time than usual for this shower.
Why? Because I must pay attention to all the details as I want to be perfect for him.
I’m kinda disappointed that he is not even aware that today we have something important to celebrate. Hmm, I hope that it is not because he is still mad at me. Maybe he is just simply not the type to remember all kinds of dates, yeah, that might be the reason.
I’m sorry, baby that I kept pretending to be tired these last days. But I did it only because I wanted to inflame your hunger for me and make from this celebration day an unforgettable memory.”, Wang Ji sighed, aggressively scrubbing his skin that was already purple from the too hot water and the too much rubbing.
After he was finally satisfied with his body’s cleanliness, he chose to not apply any perfumed products, as XianXian told him once that his natural scent arouses him the same like he read about in some gay omegaverse fanfictions.
“I hope he will like them and it was worth the trouble I went through to purchase this bunny outfit. I bought it not because I was jealous at the sight of XianXian in awe when Zhan Ge showed us his present for my brother, a rabbit toy hat with moving ears that simply fascinated my XianXian.
If I wouldn’t have known that it was for my dearest DiDi, bought for him with love by Zhan Ge, I would have snatched that damn hat away from GeGe and gave it to my yearning baobei, especially when he ecstatically whispered ‘I love bunnies’.”
“I didn’t buy a hat, as I didn’t want to be accused of being a copycat, but instead I bought something more, well, more bunny tongs, he, he…
I hope you will like it, baobei!”, Wang Ji kept mumbling while checking himself out in the bathroom mirror and fixing his huge dick that he was finally able to crumple inside the lace minuscule tongs. He also fixed one last time the bunny tail attached to the thin lace string hidden between his perky buttocks, before carefully opening the door and tiptoeing off the bathroom.
~Wang Ji’s POV~
Where can he be?
He was watching something on his laptop in the living room when I entered the bathroom.
I will check out the bedroom. Could he sleep already? But it’s too early, though…
After I slowly opened the bedroom door I dropped onto my knees, getting quite a fright at the scary scream reverberating in the deep darkness of the room: “The force is with you, young Skywalker!”
“What in the world, baobei? You almost gave me a heart attack, why are you screaming like that?!”, I finally recollected myself, but I asked no more, as words got stuck in my throat when I, as a hard-core Star Wars fan, finally understood what was probably happening.
XianXian was stark naked, climbed on a chair in front of the bedroom wall mirror and was flinging around his dick covered in a glowing condom, while yelling “The force is with you, young Skywalker!”
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“I challenge you to a glow-in-the-dark condoms lightsaber duel!
May the force be with you!”, he shouted, jumping down from the chair and throwing a packed glowing condom to me.
“No, I am your father!”, I said in Darth Vader’s voice.
“No, I mean, not definitely no, but no as not before something else.
You forgot, but I didn’t!
Today we have something important to celebrate, and I prepared a gift for you.
Today there are 100 days since we both lost our bottoming virginity and we must celebrate.
But first I must punish you for forgetting about this important day!
I am your father!
Come to daddy!”
“Oh! I’m sorry baby, for my bad memory, you can punish me however you want!
So, that’s why you kept rejecting me, because I forgot, not because you are disgusted with me! I’m sorry, I was always bad with dates, I am sorry babe, please forgive me.”, he started walking to my direction, but still in hesitating steps.
“What in the world are you saying there?
How did it even cross your mind that I could be disgusted with you, jeez baobei?!
And stop saying sorry, you make me feel bad, because it’s me who should apologize.
I kept thinking how to make this celebration as exceptional as possible, and a few days of abstinence before today was one of the ideas my brain could come up with. That’s why I kept avoiding you, even though god knows how hard it was to accomplish this task!
I am sorry!”
At some point we both stopped explaining and stepped forward at the same time with wide open arms.
An outsider wouldn’t have been able to figure out who was saying what, between sobs and kisses.
There were lots of “I love you”. I’ve missed you”, Forgive me”, and many more.
Oh, how much we’ve missed our hot kisses, full of love and desire…
When we had to stop for inhaling oxygen, XianXian took the chance and explained to me how he once forgot about his own birthday, until his mom and ZhanGe called him to congratulate him.
“You don’t have to explain anymore, I am actually very ashamed of myself.
I was a fool, a stupid jealous brat, I will explain to you later, let’s not ruin the mood now with that.
Anyway, let’s celebrate!
I let you choose, what do you want me to be first, your glowing Darth Vader daddy, or your sexy little bunny?, I giggled, turning my back to him and shaking teasingly at my bunny tail.
“Oh, god, what are you trying to do to me, kill me?
Don’t give me such a hard task, if you love me! I want everything and anything!
I love you so much!
I know that we can’t legally marry, but I bought for us soulmates couple rings.
Wang JiJi, will you be my forever soulmate?
I’ve learned these past days that I can’t live without your love, I’m so sorry for hurting you, I was a fool and…”, he knelt before me, after grabbing the small box from the nightstand.
“Shut up and kiss me, I’ve missed so damn much your taste, your scent, your smile, your everything.
Of course that my answer is I do! Forever!
By the way of the taste, if you want, we could taste first the wine I bought and the cake I baked with my own hands.”, I mumbled in the kiss after rolling the rings on my and his finger.
“Okay, I could taste your cake, first, before anything else!”, he grinned, palming my laced engorged d!ck.
“You pervert GeGe, why am I feeling that we are not talking anymore about food here?”
“But you are my food!”
“You are such a cheesy…”
“But you love the cheesy XianXian!
Now tell me about the ring, do you like it?”
“The ring is amazing same like you are, is fitting me same like you are, perfect size same like you are!”
“And who is the cheesy one?
Perfect size, huh?
You are a very naughty bunny.”, WuXian laughed before crushing his eager lips against his bunny’s hospitable ones.
“It’s an old saying that the making up sex is the best.”
“But, baobei, we are not gonna have sex, tonight…”
“Whaaat?!”
“We’ll make LOVE, not sex!”
“Bad, teasing bunny!” he grinned, lifting me in his arms and carrying me bridal style toward the bed.
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