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Dear Katie,
We found a grocery store. I wanted to go in. But Luca said it would be dangerous. He tried to stop me but I didn’t listen. Of course, I didn’t. You know me, since when did I ever listen, right?
There were 10 undead inside, I counted all of them. One was this big guy, he had me trapped against an aisle. He almost bit me in the arm.
Luca killed him with his machete. I guess I should’ve listened to him. He keeps on glaring at me now.
But hey! At least I’ve got your chocolate bars!
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