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It’s been a phew weeks since I was kidnapped and now I’m at home happily playing with my new family (both mine and jase’s you idiots)
And me and jace now have our own little house
And it’s Christmas Eve
Well technically it’s Christmas Day it’s 12:34 and I’m up and very very very
very very very very very bored
Ik I’ll annoy jace
“Jace you awake?” i ask him quietly
“Yeah wats up jax your supposed to be sleeping” he answered
“Nothing I’m just bored and your supposed to be asleep as well”
“Yeah well…. I’m an adult”
“Only just and if your a adult you don’t get pressies”
“Ok I’m not an adult”
Eventually we both fall asleep
(No we didn’t have sex you perverts)
When I wake up the front room is full of presents in neat piles so I run upstairs with a wooden spoon and a pan and clash them together saying santas been so get your lazy but up so we can open our presents
“Jax it’s 5:00 go back to sleep” jace says
“No santas been we need to open our presents!!”
“Fine”
“YAY”
We make our way downstairs and he sits me on his lap telling me to open one of the presents
So I do
He gives me the smallest one and tells me to open it last and then gives me a different one
I open it and it’s a big box with a rudolf stuffy in it
I give him one and it’s the frosty the snowman stuffy I got him
“Now we have matching stuffies”
I yElled excitedly
We carried on exchanging gifts till we got to the last one he told me to open it so I did
It was a box and I slowly opened it and inside was…..
Hehe a cliffhanger for ya all 😂😂😂
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