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Owen was awake at five in the morning when he heard Curly barking, though it sounded strangely like a turkey.
He groans his head pounding as he flips over and holds his pillow to his ears, muffling the dog’s strange bark.
“Lamonsoff, it’s five in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?” Lenny’s voice is heard, muffled by Owen’s pillow.
“Thinking about it,” Eric replies, his voice also muffled. Soon the barks stop and Owen sighs in relief. He moves his pillow and sits up, his head throbbing in protest.
He looks up at the head where he sees Talia’s head on Alex’s chest and one of the brunette’s arms wrapped around her as they sleep peacefully.
Owen’s face breaks into a smile, never had he ever seen Talia let a man hold her in her sleep, hell he’s never seen a man give her a pet name like “sweetheart” and not get scolded or hit.
Alex was the exception, he intended to talk to both of them separately, later of course. He let his head fall back against his pillow and fell asleep.
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It was around eight when Alex woke up from his slumber, his eyes moved to the cot where he thought Owen was, though the blonde was gone. He must’ve been up and about already Alex thought to himself, his eyes immediately fell on the beauty on top of him a small smile making its way onto his face.
That was until he shifted slightly and felt he had a boner. He lets out a low curse and contemplates if he should move or not. He wanted to get rid of his problem but he didn’t want to accidentally wake Talia.
He slowly started to shift Talia off of him when her hand gripped his T-shirt. “Already tired of me?” The blonde jokes tiredly as one of her deep blue eyes peeks open, meeting his brown ones.
“No, just need to get up,” Alex replies as Talia sits up, stretching, Alex’s eyes wander to her perky breasts that were covered by the thin material of her tank top. He loved how they were small enough to hold themselves up yet big enough to hold in his hands, Talia was perfect in every way Alex could think of.
The blonde noticed the Feder boy’s eyes lingering on her chest and smirked. “Perverted much?” she hums climbing back on top of him to sit in his lap, it was then that she realized why the Feder had tried to get up.
“Is this why you tried to get up?” Talia questions innocently as she grinds down on his groin.
Alex groans and grips her hips tightly “Don’t start something you can’t finish,” he warns causing Talia to smirk as she leans down, her lips close to his ear and her breath tickling his neck causing goosebumps to rise on the back of Alex’s neck.
“Who says I can’t finish it?” She hums as she kisses a trail down the side of his neck. A groan leaves Alex’s lips as Talia’s kisses travel down. The blonde was not helping with his problem and neither did the dream he had about her last night either.
The brunette’s hand travels into Talia’s soft hair and he gently pulls her back up. “I do, now quit being a tease,” Alex tells her as he sits up, Talia still settled on his lap.
“Fine, I’m gonna go take a shower,” Talia kisses his cheek before getting off the bed and strutting to the bathroom.
Alex watches her with a smirk, his face dropping when he realizes she has taken over the bathroom and that it will be a while before he can take care of his problem.
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Thirty minutes later the two came out of the bedroom to see Owen sitting at the table with his head down with Becky, Rita, and Bean tending to the bird beside him, Robbie and Gloria in the kitchen cooking something that had an awful stench, while Robbie and Lenny talked about the food, and Talia’s father passed out on the couch.
“The hell died in here?” Talia questions as she comes up beside Lenny, Alex following her.
“That’s what I said,” Owen mumbles his head still down.
“Gloria and I are making breakfast for everybody, using a dehydrator, which never cooks anything above a hundred fifteen degrees.” He explains.
Talia looked at all the food her face scrunched in confusion at what the hell she was looking at.
“Those are pancakes?” Lenny questions pointing to a plate with two gray pancake-shaped foods.
“They’re ocean pancakes,” Rob explains.
Talia shakes her “”Ocean” and “Pancakes” do not belong in the same sentence,” she mumbles her eyes finding a plate of what looked like giant yellow scabs.
“They’re gray. They look like you cut them off an elephant’s legs,” Lenny tells Robbie looking at his gray pancakes. “I’m not eating that,”
“It’s good for you,” Robbie counters.
“What the hell is this?” Talia questions as she picks up one of the yellow scabs.
Lenny picks one up to look at it with disgust “A scab?” He questions.
“That’s what I was thinking,” Talia shrugs.
“It’s dehydrated banana,” Robbie answers.
“What happened to a normal banana? You peel a banana and eat it.” Lenny says.
“The kids’ll love it, it’s fun man. It doesn’t go bad, you slice it up thin-“
“Oh I see what you do with it,” Lenny hits Robbie with the flat banana causing Alex and Talia to snicker “Maybe you’re right, this is good. Is that what it’s meant for?” Lenny questions.
“You could do that. Well, I’d rather be hit by dehydrated fruit than-” Robbie’s cut off as he’s hit with Talia’s flat banana causing the girl to let out a small laugh “Processed- Processed food.” Robbie finishes with a frown.
Talia nudges Lenny “I think that is what it’s for,” she chuckles.
Lenny laughs “We’re just kidding around.”
“You think you’re rich and can just slap people with-” Robbie’s cut off by being hit with a flat banana by Lenny again.
“I don’t think that. Don’t say that, come on.” Lenny chuckles. Talia drops the dehydrated banana and moves to the fridge trying to get a view of it by standing on her tiptoes.
Alex notices this and comes to stand beside her looking up at the fridge and then back at the blonde. “What are you doing?” He questions.
“I bought a box of Frosted Flakes and I’m not eating that shit,” Talia answers gesturing to the vegan food.
Alex chuckles and reaches his hand up, grabbing the box and giving it to Talia who takes it. “I didn’t need your help,” she mumbles.
Alex smiles “Some help wouldn’t kill you,” he leans down to kiss her only for her to move her head grab the milk from the fridge, and move past him to get a bowl and spoon.
Alex sat confused as he looked at the girl, she didn’t mind kissing him when they were in bed, alone. Was she embarrassed by him?
“Morning,” Roxanne greets coming down the stairs in a black fitted dress and red heels “Honey, how is the birdie?” She questions her daughter.
Sally turns from her spot at the table gasping while Deanna smiles “Ooh la la,” the pregnant lady says as Talia sits down beside Owen pouring some Frosted Flakes into her bowl and some into a bowl she’d gitten for Owen, she pours milk into hers but not Owens, he preferred his cereal dry, which was a psycotic trait according to Talia.
“Where’d you get those shoes? Those are the Christian Louboutin shoes.” Sally was full-on fangirling over Roxanne’s shoes.
“I know, I know I’m overdressed, but sorry I packed for Milan, not the lake,” Roxanne says giving her husband a look.
“Made from acorns,” Robbie explains as he pours coffee into a mug and holds it out to Roxanne.
“Careful Roxanne he’s trying to give us gray pancakes and flat bananas,” Talia speaks up as she swallows a mouthful of cereal.
“It’s not bad,” Robbie argues.
“I call bull,” Talia responds.
“So, uh, dude, I’m not eating any of this. You got any normal food? Or am I gonna have to share with Talia?” Lenny questions.
“Would you like me to make you egg-white frittata, Mr.Feder?” Rita questions, standing up from her seat.
“Uh, oh, I mean, I-Is that what you’re doing in science class now? Making, uh, frittatas? No, we’re okay, you can go practice that in your room, though. I know you got that big test coming.” Lenny stammers out.
Rita makes her way out of the room, a confused look on her face as Alex shakes his head at his father’s bullshit lie.
“You know, honey, I think you’re overwhelming Lenny. Here I got- I got a present for you.” Gloria tells the man, Talia’s head perks up and she watches as the older woman pulls bacon out of the fridge “Bacon,” Gloria grins giving it to Lenny.
“Oh, hallelujah,” Talia sighs as Owen picks his head up.
“How the hell do you not have a hangover?” He groans causing Talia to chuckle.
“Practice my friend,” She tells him “I’ll go get you some Advil I saw in our bathroom.”
Talia gets up and makes her way to the bedroom she was sharing, she was unaware of the eldest Feder son following her.
When she gets to the bathroom she opens the mirror cabinet and grabs the Advil from the middle shelf, she shuts it and turns around gasping when she sees Alex standing by the door.
“Jesus you scared me,” she chuckles.
“What was that about?” Alex questions ignoring her statement.
The blonde’s eyebrows twist in confusion “What was what about?” She questions.
“I tried to kiss you. Why did you pull away? Were you embarrassed?” He questions.
“What? No, I wasn’t embarrassed, it’s just…” She didn’t know how to explain it. She thought she and Alex had agreed. This was simply a summer fling.
“What? Why couldn’t you kiss me? Was it cause your dad was there or something?” Alex knew he was being ridiculous, but he didn’t care. He wanted answers.
“Well yeah, that and the fact this is just a summer fling, right?” Talia questioned, she didn’t understand why he was so upset, it was just a kiss.
Alex didn’t want to call it that. His stomach twisted in an ugly knot when Talia admitted that this was all just for fun, but that’s what they had agreed on. Strictly fun, no love.
“Yeah,” Alex mutters “I, uh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to explode at you or anything,” He rubs the back of his neck harshly.
“It’s fine,” The blonde replies.
“It’s fine,” The brunette grumbles under his breath as he leaves. He was so tired of that response.
Talia watched as he left, an ugly knot twisting in her stomach as well and she couldn’t figure out why. She didn’t like what Alex was making her feel. Not one bit.
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