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“The DEmON hAS aRriVEd!”
– (v live)
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“mark watches the most random-est shit all the time.”
– (during a TMI with 127)
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“hi, welcome to chilies”
– (v live)
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“babyboy”
– (v live)
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“if I’d eat one cookie a day, walk everywhere that I’m going, then do cardio for 10 minutes, that’s basically losing all weight from that single cookie.”
– (SM TOWN Osaka)
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“I want to stab each and every one of you.”
– (haechan’s birthday)
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“happy birthday donkey face, I’m still better than you xo”
– (haechan’s birthday card from mayse)
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“my sexuality is straight, just like my splits, jeno and jaemin can’t relate~”
– (flexibility v live)
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“favourite thing about hyunjin? him being my sugar daddy”
– (instagram live)
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“if hyunjin, jisung and jeongin were in a sea filled with sharks, who’d you save? myself. they ain’t that important.”
– (v live)
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“don’t you ever wonder what cows think about while they’re getting milked?”
– (00 line video)
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“if you say shit again, imma throw you out of the window, I swear lee jeno.”
– (v live)
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“sometimes I lay on my bed and thrash around thinking I’ve been kidnapped.”
– (taeyong’s TMI about mayse)
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“I want a pet shark and call it shark boi”
– (instagram live)
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“you know, if I were a predator animal that was let out on the loose, I’d chase you first.”
– (mayse’s youtube channel)
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“for the fans who are wondering, yes we are high and have been doing drugs every single day before promotions”
– (idol room)
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“I wonder sometimes if my members were killed, then it wouldn’t worry me as much seeing as I’d be a solo artist forever”
– (q&a w/ amber)
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“ow~ I hit my head~ *cries* I hate you so much *cries* but i’m so happy I wore waterproof mascara”
– (pregnancy announcement)
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“sometimes I wonder if being in this group was a mistake. it was.”
– (TMI with 127)
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a/n: aloha~
good news, ya gurl got a few ideas from instagram videos and youtube videos 🤪✌🏻
the book’s gonna be 200-ish chapters, hopefully :/
how’s y’all’s day going?
leave me a comment telling me~ uwu
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