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“Grimacing like that will give you wrinkles”
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owls don’t have eyeballs; they’re eye tubes
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Y/n POV
Having butlers and members of the Zoldyck family hovering around me 24/7 was actually so annoying. It wasn’t too bad when it was Canary’s turn(bless her heart) and sometimes Kalluto would try and offer to stick around. I guess Zeno wasn’t horrible either, he kinda just watched from afar.
Currently, I was sitting outside watching as D/n watered the little garden we started. Kalluto was sitting next to me, slicing pieces off of an apple and offering them to me.
Illumi put me on some bullshit diet, saying something like ‘___ is not healthy for the baby’ or ‘you shouldnt eat that I don’t care about your pregnancy cravings’
Mf you carry this damn baby then, a pickle or two wouldn’t hurt would it!?
I was sulking in my own thoughts, mindlessly grabbing and eating an apple slice every time it was offered to me.
“Apples are dense in fiber, potassium, vitamin A and C. Good choice Kalluto.”
I turned around to see Illumi standing behind the short stone wall we had been sitting on, grimacing at the man.
Yeah and you’re dense in vitamin bitch.
I was pulled out of my thoughts feeling a hard pinch on both of my cheeks, Illumi pulling them.
“Owww Illumi what the hell was that for!”
When he let go, I rubbed my face hoping that it would soothe the pain at least a little bit.
“Don’t make faces at me, grimacing like that will give you wrinkles.”
“What the hell are you, some beauty guru! Why can’t I just live my life!” I huffed before standing up and crossing my arms.
“I’m not even pregnant enough to be physically impaired yet!”
He rested his hands on my shoulder, leaning over one of them to look at me. “We can never be too careful, I want my child to be in prime condition.”
“Oh so now you want to be a present father,” I muttered, turning my head away from him.
“You’re the one who ran away Y/n,” he started, pulling away from my face and standing straight. “You’ve been outside long enough, you can’t risk getting sick.”
And with that he started pushing me towards the estate by my shoulders.
“The weather isn’t even bad today!”
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sometimes babygirl is a 24 y/o long haired sadistic manipulative homosexual but also homophobic skinny waisted wasian man with murderous intent
also don’t expect too much from me, i’m busy with lion dance and i just got casted for a play too so 😭
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