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“I’m going easy on you so don’t be a brat.”
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guys…if this gets to 200k I will write smut 😀 promise
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Y/n POV
Morning time came as the sun shone through the window, warming the usually cold room. The birds were chirping and I was already sure most of the house was awake.
I fluttered my eyes open and saw Illumi towering over me. I didn’t think much of it still being half asleep, but once realizing how close he was my eyes shot open.
“Good morning,” Illumi greets, not once blinking.
“Umm…hey,” I said awkwardly as he stared at me. He finally got up before speaking again.
“Let’s wake up D/n and eat breakfast, then it’s straight to training.”
I groan before rolling off of the king bed and onto the floor, landing with a loud thud. Illumi sighed and shook his head.
“Get up.”
“No.”
Not bothering to argue with me, Illumi threw me over his shoulder and slapped my ass.
“EEP!”
{timeskip}
“Too slow.”
“Not hard enough.”
“Not high enough.”
Training with Illumi was absolute hell. It seems like no matter what I do, I’ll still be doing it wrong. D/n had no problem with repeating everything, as she was young and had lots of energy.
“Y/n you’re so stiff. Can you even do the splits?” Illumi remarks.
“Hey, the splits are hard!” I huffed.
“Flexibility and agility are both equally as important as brute strength. I expected you to already have both those aspects down.”
“Shut up, I haven’t had to do anything crazy like that until the hunter exam! Even since then the most I did was run away from beasts and fight some crazy lady with my face!”
“Lady with your face?” Illumi raised his eyebrow.
“Long story. Anyway what I’m saying is cut me some slack 😒”
Illumi shook his head at me.
“Nothing you say will get you out of this, being flexible is of great importance.”
I bet you’re just saying that so you can bend me into any sex position, bastard.
{mini timeskip}
I had been holding the splits (or as close as I could get to them) for about 10 minutes while Illumi went off to help D/n. My legs felt like they were going to break off any second and the bricks I was holding weighing me down wasn’t helping either.
One day I will kill that man.
Illumi came back to tell me I could rest. I instantly dropped the bricks and curled up on the ground.
“My legs hurt so bad, I hate you Illumi.”
He payed no mind to my remark and let me lay there for a few minutes.
“Alright break is over, back to stretching.”
“Yeah, no.”
I rolled over onto my back and crossed my arms.
“I refuse to get up.”
“I’m going easy on you so don’t be a brat,” he said in ‘matter-of-fact’ manner. “Get up.”
“Nuh-uh,” I continued to lay still with my eyes closed.
“Fine then, I’ll do it for you.”
I peeked one eye open to see Illumi kneeling in front of me. He then lifted one of my legs up and pressed it as far back as possible.
Ok this kinda hurts but at the same time…😏
Since he was leaning forward to stretch me, his hair was creating a curtain around us.
“Oh my, I can’t believe you’d do something so bold with D/n here,” I smirked mischievously.
He scoffed at me while switching legs.
“Don’t think anything lewd, I’m simply aiding you to enhance your physical abilities.”
“Hard not to when we’re in this position.”
Illumi only humed in response, no longer paying any mind to my remarks. It was silent for a moment before I decided to speak up again.
“Y’know, I wouldn’t mind being pinned down like this more oft-“
“We’re done,” Illumi says, letting go of my leg and walking away.
Damn it, he didn’t even let me finish!
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Illumi is mad flexible no changing my mind about that
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