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“Mommy I missed you so much, daddy’s so mean!”
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Y/n POV
“I can’t believe you fell for my tricks!” S/y/n cackled, as I dodged a beam she shot at me.
“Now I can swallow this world into the abyss with everything in it!”
“CROLLO HOW THE FUCK DO WE FIGHT SOMETHING FLYING 15 FEET IN THE AIR WITHOUT NEN!?” I screamed across the field, continuing to dodge.
“NO CLUE, IM GONNA WING IT,” he responded.
A few minutes passed by of dodging and trying to figure out how the hell to win this battle. One of S/y/n’s beams almost hit me, but I ended up reflecting it with one of my blades.
Wait a minute, that’s it!
I started making my way closer to Chrollo, putting my plan in action.
“Oh, you’re just making it easier for me! Killing two birds with one stone, semi-literally!”
“Yeah whatever crazy bitch, Crollo I want you to throw me!” I yelled.
“WHAT!?”
“JUST THROW ME!”
Chrollo cupped his hands for me to step on, and I kicked off as he tossed me using it as leverage. S/y/n shot another beam but this time, I reflected it into her left arm and used my other blade to slash her across the eyes.
She let out a shrill scream as we both fell from the sky.
We hit the ground with a hard thud, but I managed to get up pretty quick. S/y/n was hunched over with her hand over her eyes.
“You worthless little roach! You’ll pay for th-UGH!” Before she could finish her sentence I stomped on her back, forcing her into the ground.
“Yeah that was fun and all I guess, but seems like you’re the one dying,” I yawned. “Now repent, mother fucker.”
I stabbed her in between her shoulder blades.
“Holy shit,” Chrollo said. “Girlboss.”
“Maybe we should go check on knock-off you,” I suggested. “Maybe he knows a way out of here.”
Chrollo only nodded and followed me.
D/n POV
“Is that thing even safe?” I asked eyeing the vehicle in front of me.
“D/n, it’s a motorcycle. Just get on.”
“What if we crash and die!”
Daddy ignored my concern, and plopped a helmet onto me.
“There, now shut up and let’s get going.”
I barley got to adjust the helmet before I was picked up and sat in the side car.
(i have no idea if motorcycles can drive on sand or have side cars anymore but for the sake of the story just pretend)
{mini timeskip}
We’ve been speeding around for a few hours, and now we’re in the middle of some desert wasteland. The motorcycle ubruptly stopped.
“Odd, she should be right here,” daddy said.
We both took our helmets off and got off the motorcycle. Just then, a hole in the sky opened up in front of us, mommy and uncle Chrollo falling out of it.
Y/n POV
“Ah, son of a bitch that whole experience was a pain in the ass,” I said while sitting up.
“MOMMY I MISSED YOU!”
I was then tackled back onto the floor by my little six year old.
Wait what the fuck.
I sat up again while holding her, and saw Illumi standing there. D/n refused to let me go so I stood up with her in my arms.
“So I find out you’ve been gone for a month, just to have run off with Chrollo,” Illumi said with his arms crossed.
“Okay one, I didn’t run off with him, two, how the hell did you get here, and three, what the hell do you mean month?” I questioned. “It’s only been a few days- IT’S (random month)!?” I exlaimed checking my phone.
Time must be different in whatever fucked up world we were in.
I heard a few sniffles and I looked down to the girl in my arms.
“Mommy I missed you so much, daddy’s so mean!” she sobbed.
“What. What did he do?” I asked firmly, glaring at Illumi. He only narrowed his eyes at D/n in response.
“He makes me do all this weird training stuff!! I don’t like it, it hurts!” my darling daughter continued while gripping my top.
“You what?” I grit my teeth, glare hardening.
“She’s part of the Zoldyck family, it’s only necessary.”
“Sweetie, I’m gonna need you to cover your ears,” I said, smiling to D/n. She followed my directions before I lashed out on Illumi.
“YOU MOTHER FUCKING MOP HEADASS BITCH HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY DAUGHTER! “PART OF THE ZOLDYCK FAMILY”, WERE NOT EVEN MARRIED AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAPPEN TO BE MY DAUGHTER’S BIRTH FATHER DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE A SAY IN HER LIFE WHEN YOU WERE ABSENT THE WHOLE TIME!”
“I wouldn’t have been absent if you didn’t run off. You’re acting like a child, Y/n,” Illumi responded.
“I’M ACTING LIKE A CHILD!? I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET BUT-” I stopped myself to take a deep breath. “We’ll continue this when we get back to the mansion.”
D/n removed her hands from her ears as I set her down in the side car.
Crollo had already awkwardly taken his leave a few moments before I blew up.
I crossed my arms and sat myself on the back of the motorcycle.
Illumi Zoldyck I am going to fuck you up.
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Hehe hey guys im back 😀 also yes i did make a paswg reference 😏😏
TY SM FOR 90K HOLY FUCK
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