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๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ง, ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ฌ
It’s been like a month…this girl not experiencing no symptoms.
Am I shooting blanks?
What symptoms am I talking about exactly?
Pregnancy Symptoms.
She might be…maybe I’m just not catching them.
She been sleeping a little more than usual…she be hungry…she missed her period one time. She be getting mad as fuck too…but I thought that was just her being the mean ass little person she is.
Wait cuz she might be pregnant fr.
“Bae I’m hungry as fuck and you playing” She mugged me as I played 2k.
“Ight Bae I gotchu…Hol up”
“I want food now. Hurry up or I’m leaving you”
“Ight bruh damn” I mumbled.
“Don’t mumbled shit under yo breath nigga. Come on”
I turned the game off and went went out to the car.
“Do you want Chick-Fil-A” she asked.
“Yeah that’s cool”
We went and got the food and went back home.
I noticed her attitude had changed.
“Bae what’s wrong”
“Nothing I don’t feel good”
So obviously there’s something๐
“I feel like nauseous”
Oop-
“I probably just need some water or something”
No baby…I think you need a pregnancy test
I went and got her a water and she was bent over the toilet.
I rubbed her back and she let more vomit out.
She got up and brushed her teeth and got in the bed.
She went to sleep so I went downstairs and played the game until I heard a knock on the door.
It was Dre and Brax as always.
“Don’t be loud cuz she sleep and she ain’t nothing to be played with when she sleep”
“Why the fuck she sleep everytime we come”
I chuckled.
“The fuck is funny Kane…Oh shit that’s them drugs talkin. Kane Bruh we can’t lose you. The drugs Dre…I’m telling you. Don’t do drugs” Brax stupid ass said.
“Brax ain’t nobody on no damn drugs…what the fuck is wrong witchu”
“Oh I’m sorry bruh…I was worried”
I need what he smokin fr.
“Anyways. I think she pregnant”
“Ohh yess my godbaby is coming finally”
“How the fuck you know that you gon be the child god daddy”
“Because Bestie already told me…Durr tf”
“Kane is that true” Dre asked.
“I don’t give a fuck who the baby’s god daddy is” I said paying attention to my game.
“Dre you’re not The Godfather”
“Brax how the fuck do you know that”
“Can y’all both shut the fuck up”
1 hour later….
“KANE COME HERE” Sia yelled from upstairs.
I went upstairs to see her bent over the toilet.
“Pass me my phone to call Tee”
I passed her the phone.
“Hey bit-ouu why you look like that” Tee answered on the the first ring.
“Tee I been throwing up and shit” Sia said and I smirked.
“What the fuck is you smirking for Kane” she snapped at me.
“Nothing”
“Sia what else you been feeling like” Tee asked her.
“I be hungry as fuck all the time, I be sleep a whole lot, my titties look like 2 big ass melons and they hurt. And I felt super nauseous today”
“Bitch are you pregnant” Tee asked.
“What? no I’m not pregnant”
“Those are pregnancy Symptoms Sia”
“Kane what the fuck did you do” Sia asked.
“Nothing…I didn’t do nothing” I said not being able to hold my smile.
“Tee I’m not preg-” she paused like she was thinking about something.
“Ouu Kane ima kill you”
“Bitch ima bring you some pregnancy tests” Tee said.
“Okay” her voice cracked like she was about to cry.
“You okay”
“Kane get out my face Bruh”
“Ian do nothing”
“Yes the fuck you did…you did this on purpose”
Damn right.
25 minutes later…
Tee came upstairs and passed Sia the tests and we left the bathroom.
She took them and came out.
“We gotta wait 2 minutes” she said staring at me.
“Why you looking at me like that”
“Because I’m contemplating on if I should kill you or not”
2 minutes went by and it was time to look at the results.
“Sienna you okay” I asked cuz she looked like she was about to cry.
“I’m scared”
“It’s okay don’t be scared baby you not doing this alone okay” I hugged her.
“Okay”
We flipped all the tests over and looked at the results.
“What it say, what it say” Dre and Brax asked excitedly.
“It’s positive” I cheesed.
“He den took a bad bitch out the game y’all” Sia said smiling.
“Well who is godfather…me or Dre” Brax asked.
“Both of y’all can be godfather now get out my face I’m hungry”
“Rudeness” They turned their noses up at her.
We followed her to the kitchen and she got cream cheese and Salt and Vinegar chips.
Wait what the fuck?
“Sia what the hell is that”
“Cream cheese and Salt and Vinegar chips”
“And you bouta eat that shit”
“Hell yeah”
She sat down and started eating that disgusting shit.
“Bestie are you okay”
“I’m fine why”
“You just eating that shit like it’s so good”
“It is…try it”
“No ma’am”
“Tee you eating that shit too”
“It’s actually so good”
Of course it is to y’all pregnant asses.
“Oh my gawd I need to leave this room…I can’t watch it anymore” Dre said leaving the kitchen.
“That burger look so good” Sia mumbled to her phone.
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