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Alana | Jared
“Welcome to Karen’s Florist shop. How may I help you today?”
“…”
“Hello?”
“It’s me!”
“Yale girl.”
“You dumbass. You were supposed to say I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet.“
“What?”
“Adele?”
“Nope. I don’t listen to her.”
“You’re a disgrace to this generation!”
“Gee, thanks. Are you a fan?”
“No, but I -“
“Then you’re a disgrace to -“
“-do listen to a few songs of hers.”
“-me.”
“Huh?”
“Uh…”
“A disgrace to you? Hah, cute.”
“I prefer charming.”
“Cute. You sound cute.”
“Do girls use the word ‘cute’ and ‘aww’ in everything?”
“Don’t generalize. I don’t know about others but I sure do,”
“Sorry. Well, expand your vocabulary, Yale Girl.”
“Says the guy who searched up the word ‘florist’ on google and uses ‘gee’ all the time.“
“You can’t use that against me!”
“Sure I can, Flower Boy.”
“Pfft. I’m not even going to argue with you right now,”
“Ooo. I AM DEBATE CHAMPION.”
“You’re such a sunshine all the time. Isn’t it exhausting?”
“No. And I’ll take that compliment.”
“Whatever.”
“Rude.”
“That’s my middle-“
Click.
“-name.”
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