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Alana | Jared | Karen

“Okay, I did listen to them.”

“Good morning to you too, Flower Boy.”

“Sorry, morning.”

“So who were you talking about?”

“…”

“Oh. Oh. You listened to One Direction? I KNEW IT!”

“It was a long time ago. I forbid you from circulating it.”

“Long time ago, huh? Are you an old man now? “

“You and your childish humor. Sigh.”

“Did you just say SIGH? Like, say it?  HAHAHAHAHA.”

“Here we go again.”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“I like the sound of your laugh.”

“-HAHAHA. Oh. Oh, really?”

“No. I just said it so you could stop laughing,”

“Oof. That hurt, Flower Boy.”

“I’m sure it did. Would like me to demonstrate how you laugh?”

“No don’t you-” 

“HAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“-dare. Shush! I get it, I get -“

“-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“JARED! YOU’RE GOING TO DRIVE AWAY THE CUSTOMERS. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?”

“…”

“Jared, huh?”

“…”

“No, don’t go. I just learned-“

Click.

“-your name.”

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